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Adrian Peterson Whipped Into Shape

November 6, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Adrian Peterson plead no contest to misdemeanor reckless assaultĀ for taking a thin tree branch and beating his young son about the arms, legs, and naturally the ball sac for fighting over a video game controller at his home. Peterson... READ MORE

Adrian Peterson Wet His Beak

October 8, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Adrian Peterson’s uncle apparently paid for a hotel room and a group of hookers with a credit card account linked to Peterson’s charity. The charitable foundation’s rep, who is most likely Peterson’s home theater guy, denies any such malfeasance.... READ MORE

Adrian Peterson Re-Suspended

September 17, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Outside of being gay in Hollywood or fat in Michigan, the easiest stereotype to fall into is self-righteous about how other people raise their children. Adrian Peterson is a clueless jock who doesn’t understand why being a two weeks... READ MORE

Adrian Peterson Really Hates Kids And Shit Around The Web

September 17, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Adrian Peterson is accused of beating a completely different four year old bastard than the one he whooped with a switch. Some people are calling this a sign he has a pattern of abusing his children. I say, he’s... READ MORE

Adrian Peterson Defenders Don’t Get It

September 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m all for leaving the government out of the bedroom, the bathroom, and the shed where you whip your boy with deciduous branches. I intend to have kids one day. I’m going to bring back an 1880’s style of... READ MORE

Adrian Peterson Indicted, Arrest Warrant Out

September 13, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

An indictment came down today for Adrian Peterson for punishing his four year old kid with a switch last May. That’s a thin tree branch for you people who live in big cities and didn’t get whooped proper as... READ MORE

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