By Lex December 10, 2013 @ 4:14 PM
I guess this is part two of Adriana Lima rides a subway in her underwear while black folks ignore her in Numero Tokyo magazine. This seems like a rather failed campaign to get more Brazilian models to visit The Big Apple. What’s the point if you can’t even get a decent sexual assault on the subway? I guess you’ve still got the museums.
Photo Credit: Numéro Tokyo
By Travis December 10, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Victoria’s Secret held its annual Holiday Cheer Gift event last night in New York City, and as always they sent two Angels to stand in one place for several minutes, while blowing kisses and looking pouty so guys will buy their bras under the belief that their girlfriends will instantly look like Adriana Lima or Karlie Kloss. It’s nice to see Victoria’s Secret pushing Karlie more, though, because she has that perfect girl next door look that so many models are lacking these days. And of course by “girl next door” I mean she looks like the girl who lives in my building and shakes a can of pepper spray when she walks by me each morning as a playful reminder that I should wear pants.
Photo Credits: Andres Otero/WENN.com
By Travis November 14, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
If you were somehow able to wager that the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory in New York City last night would feature some very attractive women walking around in expensive lingerie, random outfits nobody will ever see again and gigantic wings, then you’re probably a wealthier man this morning. Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel and others showed off the company’s latest items that your girlfriends and wives will never, ever be able pull off, and then Taylor Swift even showed up to perform so that everyone could take a bathroom break.
Photo Credits: WENN.com
By Lex October 01, 2013 @ 11:17 AM
I don’t know how many minks had to die to get Adriana Lima to pose like that, but fuck, it’s worth it. I understand that some people who really love animals are going to want to toss buckets of paint or blood or the non-spicy salsa option at Chipotle all over Adriana’s fur coat. Which would be a shame. Because she’d have to take it off and be even more naked and desirable. Hot girls can’t lose. Be honest, animal rights crowd, that’s what really keeps you up at night.
Photo Credit: Vogue Brazil
By Lex September 19, 2013 @ 2:24 PM
I’m a sucker for women being dramatic in their underpants. I once had a girlfriend who pulled of her panties and started chewing on them. I told her how hot that was. Then she told me to do the same. So I asked her to toss me her underwear. She said, no, I want to see you chew on your own. That’s when it struck me that her parents were annoying and she complained too much.
Photo Credit: FameFlynet, INFphoto.com
By Lex September 18, 2013 @ 4:29 PM
Ask people who’ve been to a museum how they liked it. They always say they loved it. Ask them what they loved about it, the always mention some exhibit. Then ask them what they loved about the exhibit, they always say it was amazing. In short, they’re all lying. Now, takes some good looking models in lingerie on top of the Louvre and ask guys who saw them what they thought. They’ll say something like, ‘Alessandra Ambrosio had great tits.’ And you’ll finally have an honest reaction from somebody who visited a museum.
Photo Credit: INFphoto.com