Adrianne Curry went on her twitter this weekend and did what she does best; post fantastic bikini pictures. It’s a real badge of honor for “Americas Next Top Model”, a show that has yet to produce anything resembling a “top” model. Adrianne won season 1 eight years ago and even though she’s hot, this is all she does. No show has delivered less in regards to it’s title since “Iron Chef”, which somehow is not about robots.
06.25.2010 adrianne curry is naked on twitter
Internet nerd favorite Adrianna Curry posted a picture of herself in the shower last night on her Twitter, and Holy Crap her body is fantastic. She also has a really nice shower. All showers should be like that. What asshole designed the shower in the tub, and who were they trying to murder at the time. How bad were things at home for that guy. A rounded surface with a slanted floor that lets soap pool up and then rock solid metal pipes on the other end sticking out nice and low so you can build up some speed before you whack it with your head. I get the feeling that if we looked it up we’d see that the inventors wife had an unfortunate “accident”.
06.01.2010 tuesday afternoon headlines
M.I.A. - is not happy with the way the New York Times portrayed her in an article, so she posted a phone number on her twitter page. And it turned out to be the reporters. What a coincidence! (twitter)
RAMPAGE JACKSON - says acting is gay. And since he’s a UFC superstar and the coolest dude on earth, and he plays BA in the new ‘the A-team’ movie, you should listen to him. Also he could punch you so hard you’d burst into flames. (mma mania)
TARA REID - looks good in a bikini. Or at least better than she used to. It’s a Pyrrhic victory but a victory nonetheless. (daily mail)
ADRIANNE CURRY - is rad as fuck when it comes to posting pictures on twitter. Taylor Vixen posts pictures of her tits a lot (1, 2), and Kristina Rose can’t go 10 minutes without masturbating (1, 2), and Asa Akiras page is more like a list of reasons for me to jackoff, but Adrianne gets points for the new picture above and her ass in this one. Below are her collected works on twitter. The gallery is so impressive it should be narrated by James Earl Jones. (twitter)
TWITTER ………. FACEBOOK ………. WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE
03.15.2010 adrianne curry understands marriage
Adrianne Curry briefly had this picture on her twitter page this weekend, showing how she dresses while cooking dinner for her husband. She’s like a freshman dorm poster come to life. (full size pic here)
12.17.2007 WAIT, WHAT
Contact Music says that Christopher Knight threatened to leave wife Adrianne Curry because she posed for a lesbian photoshoot as his birthday present.
The incident, which was caught on camera for upcoming reality show My Fair Brady… Maybe Baby, left the upset actor suggesting the couple separate. The girl-on-girl photos, which Curry has since repeated with a pal for Playboy magazine, were supposed to end a feud over baby plans - but they started a new one. In the tense episode, which will air in January (08), Knight says of the photo gift, "It is the physicalisation of my worst fears. It creeps me out. I want a separation."
I vote for more hot lesbian action every time there's an election, so obviously I'm open minded and okay with this sort of thing, unlike that mincing gay wad Christopher Knight. He seems worried she's gonna leave him, but just because she took gay pictures doesn't mean she's gay now. Is this dude retarded? She's a model. What if she dressed up like Benjamin Franklin, would this dipshit be worried she might leave to become a famous inventor.
