By Lex August 20, 2014 @ 1:11 PM
Adrianne Curry took her turn on the elevated balcony of the Encore Beach Club in Las Vegas using her fake titties to stiffen up all the young men wading in the pool beneath. Not since Jupiter made Vesuvius explode to cover up the unparalleled homoerotic behavior of Pompeiians has such a mass of male dicks been assembled in one single continuous basin. I’m just glad the Rat Pack aren’t alive to put on snappy dinner jackets and hug each other repeatedly while witnessing this.
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By Lex July 28, 2014 @ 11:13 AM
It’s so sad when something as beautiful as the pure unadulterated commercialization of Hollywood fare becomes corrupted by the ugliness of handsy nerds. But it’s happened. Scantily clad women in homemade superhero costumes are being touched, cat-called, and even photographed without their consent at Comic-Con. Somebody must rise to the aid of these bare assed exhibitionists. That somebody is Geeks for CONsent, a random group of convention going girls who want to put an end to the unexpectedly high rates of ungentlemanly behavior from the throngs of horny virgins. Well, not an entirely random group. The Geeks for CONsent girls actually happen to sell a comic book designed to help teach the wrongy wrongness of sexual harassment again women and gays and gay women and feral rabbits. Quite coincidentally, these ladies in the business of spotting harassment spotted tons of harassment at Comic-Con.
“It’s a separate, more specific issue within the convention space. It’s very much connected (to the larger problem) and it’s the same phenomena, but manifesting a little more sexually vulgar in the comic space.” — Rochelle Keyhan, vaunted leader of Geeks for CONsent
Keyhan noted that scantily clad women were used in presentation panels, including ten belly-baring women who were ‘slaves’ to Dwayne Johnson when he pimped out Hercules. I’m not making this horror up. These women were showing off their navels and pretending Hercules was their master. You’d have to go back to institutionalized rape in the Bosnian war in the 1990′s to compare this kind of wanton evil.
For her part, veteran cosplayer and former Peter Brady wide Adrianne Curry saw a guy sneaking his finger into her fellow costumed friend’s bikini bottom so she beat the crap out of him with her cosplay weapons. Which I guess is similar to the Geeks for CONsent game plan, only actually effective.
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By Travis August 23, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Adrianne Curry seems like a pretty cool woman because she always wears the sexiest costumes for all of the nerds at Comic Con every year. Like this year, she showed up as one of the slutty Mortal Kombat characters and then also as one of the slutty X-Men. But last night she attended the Los Angeles screening of The Grandmaster and she just wore a normal white top and some blue jeans.
Maybe it’s one of those outfits that is missing the entire backside, so everyone could see her ass. But if that’s the case, this chick needs to turn around, because otherwise she is boring and stupid.
(Photo Credits: Daniel Tanner/WENN.com)
By Travis July 22, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Former Top Model winner Adrianne Curry returned to Comic Con 2013 in San Diego this year to defend her title as the Best Girl Who Walks Around In Really Tight Outfits With Her Tits Partially Hanging Out To Tease Those Poor Nerds So They Can’t Stand Up For The Next 20 Minutes, and judging by the photos she posted to her Twitter account, she was successful.
Adrianne had several costumes this year, including Mileena from Mortal Kombat and Psylocke from the X-Men, but like all good parties, Comic-Con eventually ended and Adrianne was forced to go back to her day job of nothing.
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By Travis June 12, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Adrianne Curry has always been cool, because despite not having any real talent or reason to be famous, she likes to post semi-naked pictures of herself on Twitter and show up to Comic Con dressed like the world’s greatest stripper. Then she’d get thrown out for giving all of the awkward guys boners and they’d all spend the next year beating off to her Twitter photos.
But yesterday she showed up to the E3 Electronic Entertainment Expo in Los Angeles wearing a tank top and looking normal, and there’s no fun in that. Meanwhile, Jessica Nigri was walking around in some steampunk costume with her tits trying to escape her shirt like two bald men desperate for air, just stealing the show from Adrianne.
Hopefully she has something better up her sleeve for today, like not wearing sleeves or any shirt at all for that matter.
(Photo credits: Twitter and Tony Forte/WENN)
Adrianne Curry went on her twitter this weekend and did what she does best; post fantastic bikini pictures. It’s a real badge of honor for “Americas Next Top Model”, a show that has yet to produce anything resembling a “top” model. Adrianne won season 1 eight years ago and even though she’s hot, this is all she does. No show has delivered less in regards to it’s title since “Iron Chef”, which somehow is not about robots.