Adrienne Bailon Wants Rob Kardashian Off Her Ass

By Lex July 21, 2014 @ 6:06 AM

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A pendant would make more sense. Or a homemade coupon book for blow jobs. Trust me when I say he’ll appreciate that more than a tattoo. Adrienne Bailon’s forecasting skills weren’t so hot six years ago when she got an ass tattoo of the full name of the guy whose job was being ‘loser brother’ on the Kardashian show. Since their breakup she’s tried twice to get his name lasered off to no avail. Now her new dude is complaining that every time he slams her up against the Ikea Billy he sees Rob Kardashian’s name in his rifle sight. Adrienne enlisted the help of space age technology to turn her Kardashian ass signature into something resembling a melting Fudgie the Whale.

“For me, I feel like getting the tattoo was painful. And I think living the last six years with somebody’s name on your body is a little weird and that’s a bit more painful. Like, I’d have to explain that to my kids.”

Well yeah, those future rug-rats are going to want to know why the name of the argyle sock designer who famously sat at a Farrell’s Ice Cream parlor and ate Gibson Girls until his thorax exploded is permanently stenciled into your dumper. Kids are curious like that. Clear that tat off post-haste and hope that Google searches are considered totally lame ten years from now. You know, since you went on Extra to talk all about your Rob Kardashian ass tattoo and created a dozen top ranked search results.

Adrienne Bailon Participates In “Swim for Relief” Benefiting Hurricane Sandy Recovery

By Lex October 14, 2013 @ 2:22 AM

Adrienne Bailon Participates In "Swim for Relief" Benefiting Hurricane Sandy Recovery In New York

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Rob Kardashian’s Ex Put Him On Blast (VIDEO)

By Travis July 31, 2013 @ 9:00 AM






Adrienne Bailon is one of the five sassy, hip, finger-snapping women that host the daytime talk show The Real, and she’s also Rob Kardashian’s ex-girlfriend from way back before he let the camera add 100 pounds. In fact, Adrienne and Rob apparently broke up in 2009, but when you’re on a show that not only debuted on the same day as Kris Jenner’s own talk show but just barely edged it out in the ratings, you need to talk about whatever you can to keep people watching.

So Adrienne called Rob out for being a clingy douchebag when they broke up and admitted that she needed to make up a fake boyfriend to get him to leave her alone. And I’m sure that Kris will respond with an even more underhanded cheap shot, or maybe by casting an evil spell to make Adrienne’s original nose grow back.