Aida Yespica in A Bikini

By Lex July 01, 2014 @ 1:03 PM

Aida Yespica Shows Off Her Bikini Body At The Beach In Formentera, Spain
Aida Yespica had the misfortune of being born in Venezuela and not being a great shortstop. But she was pretty hot and developed and got herself into a bunch of beauty pageants until she got Venezuelan famous. That was enough to get her the fuck out of Venezuela and to Italy where she started hooking up with famous athletes and celebrities which set her for life. People in crappy circumstances often exaggerate the difficulties of raising their living standards. It’s really just a matter of having great tits and a nice smile. Then find the richest fattest sweatiest man with a mustache and be his girlfriend. Secret revealed. You can stop watching daytime talk shows now.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Hugo Chavez Is Dead; I Think We’ll Miss Him

By Johnny Redd March 05, 2013 @ 6:51 PM


It ain’t easy being a dictator. The funny hats, the 60′s military garb, long dinners with Sean Penn who just won’t shut the fuck up. And, then, shit, you get a cough which turns into cancer and suddenly you’re dead, all within an afternoon, just when you were getting ready to attend a big execution. And you know there’s always another fat bastard with bad skin ready to fill your shoes.

Hugo Chavez seemed like a very misunderstood man. Maybe he wanted to rule the world. Maybe he just wanted to follow Maroon 5 on tour and blow dudes. There’s no way to know now. Because he’s dead.

The good news is, if you were ever going to bang a hot Venezuelan girl, tonight would be the night. Partying and raw sexuality should be in full force at your local Venezuelan hangout. Andale.

Here’s 10 of my favorite bikini pictures of Venezuelan model Aida Yespica. I think she hated Chavez.

Aida Yespica is incredible, needs to grow up

By brendon January 23, 2013 @ 11:21 AM

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Oh okay. So I guess I’m supposed to think that, a week after we broke up, Italian-Venezuelan model Aida Yespica just happened to be on Miami beach in a bikini in front of a bunch of photographers. Uh-huh. Yeah, Aida, I see you, happy now? These little games are what caused our problems to begin with. I mean sure the sex was great, but that was mostly because of me if we’re being honest here.

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being a model looks pretty easy

By brendon December 19, 2011 @ 11:14 AM

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So, was Aida Yespica on Miami beach again yesterday, in a bikini, like she has been for like the past 2 weeks? Of course she was. Where else would she be. It’s not like models actually do anything. That’s why I got out of swimwear modeling, it was just too boring.

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Leave me alone!

By brendon December 13, 2011 @ 5:08 PM

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I was hoping I could hang out with Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti on Miami beach for 10 minutes without the paparazzi taking a bunch of pictures of us, but I guess not. Is my green speedo sexy? Yeah, obviously, that’s why I wear it, but that doesn’t give them the right to follow me around and take a million pictures.

(image source = fame and pacific coast)

models make Miami beach fun

By brendon December 07, 2011 @ 12:44 PM

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Aida Yespica is a model from Venezuela who lives in Italy, and Claudia Galanti is a model from Paraguay who lives in Italy, and I’m already hopelessly confused but don’t care because there’s been almost no tits on the page lately and that is a heartbreaking outrage. Luckily Aida and Claudia were in Miami yesterday, grabbing each others asses.

The only down side was there was some dumbass kid in those pictures, and that little dick was ruining everything so he got photoshoped out. Obviously it would have been better if they left the kid in the car all day or sold him to a farm, but that’s apparently illegal thanks to these pussy Democrats we keep electing.

(image source = splash. btw this might be one of those very rare times when following me on twitter would be worthwhile)