A.J. Clemente, the news anchor from North Dakota who was fired because he was terrible at his job, was on Letterman last night and Jesus, check out his mole. He tongued it a couple times and it looked like a gecko trying to drink dew from its eye. It was fascinating. AJ. I couldn’t take my eyes off that thing so I’m not sure what you said, but you’ll probably have your own show on E! all because you said F*@k and S%*t on the local news, so can’t be all bad. Now, how much to touch that thing?