Al Pacino Has a Young Girlfriend

By Lex August 28, 2014 @ 8:56 AM

Al Pacino With His Young Girlfriend Lucila Sola At JFK
Al Pacino showed off his new trophy girlfriend at a Hollywood party. Everybody’s in a tizzy because she’s 40 years young than he. If she was 40 years older, she’d be dead, so that’s not really an option. It bothers women that old guys prefer to old guy fuck young women. I can see how that would be threatening, if for some reason you felt like you were an older lady and being denied the option of hot Al Pacino sex. As long as Pacino doesn’t start spouting some bullshit about how they connect on a deeper level and they’re soul mates and she keeps his spirit youthful, he could put bang a high school senior after prom and I could care less. It’s when he signs up for Jack and Jill 2 that I’m to take away his Viagra and insisting he button his shirts.

Photo Credit: Splash

Thursday Afternoon Headlines

By brendon January 17, 2013 @ 7:27 PM

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NICKI MINAJ – called Mariah Carey a “bitch” during last nights premiere of ‘American Idol’. And also before the premiere, after the premiere, and every other time Mariah Careys name has ever come up. (radar)

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT – will film some nude scenes for her show ‘The Client List’ on Lifetime, but it’s pointless because they will then blur everything before the broadcast so you wont actually see her naked. I bet her boyfriend wishes he could do that. (enquirer)

SHARON OSBORNE – started a small fire in her Beverly Hills home last night after falling asleep with some candles burning. Someone should really invent a candle that has a layer of smelling salts like half way down. (tmz)

AL PACINO – will play Joe Paterno in a movie called ‘Happy Valley’ for director Brian DePalma. No word yet on who might be interested in the Jerry Sandusky role, but they should probably be arrested immediately. (huff post)

KATE UPTON – is in a white bikini in the new GQ, but there’s just the one picture, because why would anyone be interested in something like that.