Sanford Rubenstein Put In Check

By Matt October 23, 2014 @ 6:06 AM

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When you’re in the throes of a rape charge its best to lay low. Maybe take the multicultural cartoon kids from We Pals picnicking. Otherwise, keep out out of sight and act contrite. Wannabe Hefner and classic over compensator Sanford Rubenstein decided to hit up a New York City sex club where he was denied entry because only younger more attractive rapists were allowed. Rubenstein is a former Al Sharpton associate who has maintained a befuddling well documented rape habit, a plateau which only highly sought after personal injury attorneys can attain. The trick is to sexually assault someone, ask if they’ve been injured, give them your card, and never answer. Hopefully this conviction sticks. I don’t know how ambulance chasers are treated in prison, but feeble rapists tend to get what’s coming to them. Namely personal injury.

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Jay Z And Justin Timberlake Paid Tribute To Trayvon Martin (VIDEO)

By Travis July 22, 2013 @ 10:00 AM






Jay Z and Beyoncé spent Saturday in New York City protesting the verdict in the George Zimmerman case with Trayvon Martin’s mom and, of course, the Reverend Al Sharpton, whose radar for TV cameras and celebrity photo opportunities is sharper than ever. Jay Z and Beyoncé have apparently been very focused on the aftermath of the trial, as Mrs. Carter dedicated a song to the deceased teenager last weekend and Jay and Justin Timberlake did the same at their show at Yankee Stadium on Friday night.

And someone in the crowd probably still booed and shouted, “Go Red Sox!”

Monday morning headlines

By brendon May 02, 2011 @ 11:56 AM

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MARIAH CAREY – gave birth to twins this weekend in LA (a boy and a girl though their names have not been disclosed), then renewed her wedding vows with Nick Cannon in a ceremony conducted by that mushmouth Al Sharpton. Or at least she thinks she did. It’s entirely possible she’s now married to Al Sharpton. (thr)

JUSTIN BIEBER – had eggs thrown at him in Australia this weekend. Eggs? Is there a battery shortage down there I don’t know about? (huff post )

LINDSAY LOHAN – might plead no contest on her felony theft charge. Funny how she lost the will to fight right after bin Laden died. Coincidence? (popeater)

FAST FIVE – set box office records for biggest opening of 2011, biggest opening ever in April, and biggest opening ever for Universal as it pulled in $145 million worldwide this weekend. Let the Oscar buzz begin! (deadline)

VANESSA HUDGENS – was in a bikini down in Mexico with Ashley Tisdale this weekend, though you’d barely know it from the pictures, which focus on Tisdale for some reason. I think the photographer has low self esteem. (splash news)