Alanis Morissette Enslaved Her Nanny

By Jack September 30, 2013 @ 3:27 PM

Alanis Morissette is in the shit for allegedly treating her former nanny like an indentured servant¬†. Bianca Cambeiro is suing Alanis for 130k for back wages and damages after years of Alanis running her ragged on crappy long shifts and never paying her for all the extra hours. Bianca would sometimes work full, 24×7 ¬†in care of Alanis spawn and still receive zero overtime pay. I know that Alanis hasn’t had a hit song this century but surely she has a few extra bucks to give to the woman who is, you know, raising her fucking kids for her. Alanis is just the latest example of a celebrity treating her own employees in a manner that if she read some big business was doing, she’d strap on her hippy sandals for s protest march. I guess Alanis figured delivering her baby at home without pain killers meant her work was done. While it’s a little more than all the Hollywood ladies renting wombs or snatching up foreign babies, it’s still a little less than every other woman in the world.

I’m No Longer Thinking of Alanis Morissette When I **** Other Women

By Lex May 06, 2013 @ 4:14 PM

Alanis Morissette In A Bikini In Hawaii
Realistically, I’d probably still let her go down on me in a theater. I’m not without my weakness. But, yeah, I don’t feel it anymore when she runs her nails down the back of the guy at the Marie Callender’s pie counter to get a bigger slice. There’s nothing worse than a chunky vegan.

Here’s Alanis on vacation in Hawaii. I await your angry letters about the physical burden of child bearing. Which she experienced two and a half years ago.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, Splash

WTF IS GOING ON

By brendon April 02, 2007 @ 2:58 PM

This is a video of Alanis Morissette doing a cover of "My Humps", by Fergie. I guess she thinks she making some point about something or other, but it turns out I don’t really care, so I never caught onto to what that point might have been. It's probably about women's rights or something. She's always talking about stuff like that. Like, rape and stuff. I got raped one time. Except, by “raped”, I mean I paid too much for a TV. Is that what girls mean when they whine about it? Did I mention it's really slow today? You're supposed to stop me before I make an ass out of myself, you know.