one of these is Alec Baldwins teen daughter, the other his wife

By brendon July 02, 2012 @ 4:28 PM

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Alec Baldwin got married on Saturday to one of the girls with him in these pictures, hopefully the brunette in the middle (28-year-old yoga instructor Hilaria Thomas) because the super tall blond is his 16-year-old daughter from his marriage to Kim Bassinger, Ireland Baldwin.

Ireland joined Alec and his new wife for lunch in New York yesterday, and that thoughtless little pig didn’t even bother to do her hair or put on a nice outfit. She should probably skip any new voice mails from dad for the next few days.

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Alec Baldwin and his rainbow dog yelled at a photographer

By brendon June 29, 2012 @ 1:48 PM

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It’s hard to look tough with a stuffed rainbow dog (bear?) under your arm, but Alec Baldwin tried it anyway in New York today during another confrontation with the paparazzi (video here). You can’t buy this kind of publicity, David Letterman.

(Baldwin) approached one of the photogs who was hanging out in front of his apartment building and lashed out, “I want you to shut the f**k up … leave my neighbor alone … get outta here.”
A source connected with Alec Baldwin tells TMZ … the photog had confrontations with other residents in the building before the incident with Alec.
The source also says … when one resident asked the photog to stop “harassing everyone,” the photog told the person, “f**k you.”

There’s no way to know who to blame in a situation like this, until you see the photographer. I blame him. You can just tell he’s a mouthy little douche who instigated this whole thing and probably deserved to get punched. The people who say “violence never solves anything” don’t know this guy, because if they did they would solve him right in the face with a bat.

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Alec Baldwin is handling things with his typical subtlety

By brendon June 20, 2012 @ 3:06 PM

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One day after punching a paparazzi in the face, Alec Baldwin put a sheet over his head and walked around he streets if New York today. Because what better way to fly under the radar of the press than by making a complete spectacle of yourself. Nothing to see here guys, might as well just move on.

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Alec Baldwin punched another photographer today

By brendon June 19, 2012 @ 12:05 PM

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Alec Baldwin went and got a marriage license this morning in New York, then punched a photographer for the New York Daily News in the face. Because now someone might deduce that he’s getting married, and otherwise that would have stayed a secret for a thousand years.

Santos (the photographer) was standing innocently with two other photographers when Baldwin, 54, approached with an angry glare.
?“He was looking mad,” said Santos. “He said, ‘Step back, step back.’ I said, ‘We’re moving back.’”
?Baldwin then grabbed a second News photographer, Jefferson Siegel, and Santos told (Baldwin) to back off.?“He comes after me, starts shoving and punching me — one time, right in the chin. And then he started shoving me, and pushing me. Then he goes the other way.”

And straight to twitter

An unrepentant Baldwin presented his version of the clash, via Twitter: “A ‘photographer’ almost hit me in the face with his camera this morning. #allpaparazzishouldbewaterboarded”

I’m not sure celebrities really understand how hashtagging works.

’30 Rock’ reminds us that blackface is always funny

By brendon April 27, 2012 @ 4:23 PM







For last nights live episode of ’30 Rock’, the cast performed the show twice (once for the east coast and once for the west) and one of the biggest differences (here’s 25 more) was right at the beginning, when Jack McBrayer led a guest into Alec Baldwins office. For the east coast, the guest was Paul McCartney. For the west, it was Kim Kardashian. Which seems like an overly complicated way of telling the west coast to go fuck itself.

Luckily one thing that stayed the same was Jon Hamm as Tracy Morgans brother in a 60’s sitcom called ‘Abner and Alfie’. Which looks like it would be a really good show. That ol’ Abner is all gettin into monkeyshines!

Alec Baldwin is marrying his yoga instructor

By brendon April 02, 2012 @ 4:37 PM

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Eight months ago there was a report that Alec Baldwin (who is 54) was planning to propose to his girlfriend Hilaria Thomas (who is 28), and now it’s finally happened, and she was even seen earlier today in New York with her engagement ring. Surprisingly, it’s huge. Totally not what I expected in this story about a millionaire in his mid 50′s who dates a yoga instructor half his age.

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