Alena Blohm in Lingerie

By Lex September 01, 2014 @ 10:09 AM

Alena Blohm Poses For Fall Winter LOU Lingerie
Who doesn’t want something on underneath their clothes that makes them feel like a right proper whore. I once had a girlfriend who made me wear a pair of something other than muted color boxers and I felt like a million goddamn self-esteem points. My confidence skyrocketed, I asked the boss for a raise, I told my dad I didn’t want to be a cantor like he and his father before him, and I finally got calves after a decade of futility at the gym. It was like discovering you were from Krypton and not like all the other boys. I had sex with the girl at the office I never thought I could get. My girlfriend cried and dumped me. Her fault. I went back to gray boxers. That was too much power.

Photo Credit: LOU

Alena Blohm Models Underwear For January 2014 Victoria’s Secret

By Lex January 27, 2014 @ 1:55 PM

Alena Blohm Models Underwear For January 2014 Victoria's Secret

Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret