By Lex December 09, 2013 @ 7:31 PM
None of these men have a chance at nailing Alessandra Ambrosio. I’ve seen this triangle offense before. It’s born to fail. One guy will ultimately make the move. It won’t be the guy with the crossed arms or the lowered arms. It’s going to be the guy making hand gestures to her right. He’s the gamesman. If she were a chunky junior college girl, he’d probably be getting lucky tonight. But she’s a Victoria’s Secret model with a wealthy husband. Move along, Chester.
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By Travis November 14, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
If you were somehow able to wager that the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory in New York City last night would feature some very attractive women walking around in expensive lingerie, random outfits nobody will ever see again and gigantic wings, then you’re probably a wealthier man this morning. Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel and others showed off the company’s latest items that your girlfriends and wives will never, ever be able pull off, and then Taylor Swift even showed up to perform so that everyone could take a bathroom break.
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By Travis October 25, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Lindsay Ellingson and Lily Aldridge must not have done a very good job debuting the Victoria’s Secret World’s Best Sports Bra earlier this week in New York City, because the women’s clothing company had to bring out the big gun in Alessandra Ambrosio yesterday in Los Angeles. Proving that she’s truly in the top 1% when it comes to posing with her ass slightly out and blowing kisses at the cameras, Alessandra reminded women everywhere that you can still look amazing after two children, so long as you have plenty of money and the world’s best fitness trainers at your disposal. Basically, you ordinary women have no excuses.
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By Travis October 18, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio attended the Wallis Annenberg Center For Performing Arts Inaugural Gala in Beverly Hills last night, which isn’t notable unless you’re the kind of person who likes when a model attends an event showing off her side boob like it’ll save a dying child’s life, in which case this might have been the party of the year. More notable was the fact that Alessandra was flying solo again, as it was reported by Life & Style that the mother of two and her fiancé Jamie Mazur are in a “trial separation.” A lot of people think that a single mother of two will have a hard time dating again, but unless she has an ancient scorpion god living inside her uterus, I think Alessandra is going to be all right.
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By Lex September 18, 2013 @ 4:29 PM
Ask people who’ve been to a museum how they liked it. They always say they loved it. Ask them what they loved about it, the always mention some exhibit. Then ask them what they loved about the exhibit, they always say it was amazing. In short, they’re all lying. Now, takes some good looking models in lingerie on top of the Louvre and ask guys who saw them what they thought. They’ll say something like, ‘Alessandra Ambrosio had great tits.’ And you’ll finally have an honest reaction from somebody who visited a museum.
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By Lex September 04, 2013 @ 4:01 PM
Alessandra Ambrosio took off her hat at the beach today, so she’s probably already dead. As you may know, any direct contact between rich or famous women and the ultraviolet rays of the sun are a virtual death sentence. Or sun spots in their early to mid 80′s. You decide which is worse.
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