By Travis February 28, 2014 @ 12:00 PM
Victoria’s Secret model and all-around attractive Brazilian woman Alessandra Ambrosio had a photo shoot in downtown Los Angeles yesterday, and it really challenged her to push her talents to the limits. At one point, she was wearing one dress, but then she changed into another dress, and everyone was just mesmerized by how amazing she is at her job. As for what she was modeling, I’m guessing it was something important like a grocery store or tennis shoes. My other guess is that she’s the face of a brand new line of see-through skirts that have been designed to make guys everywhere ask, “Wait, am I going to get kicked in the balls for looking at your crotch? Because it’s basically staring me in the face.” Nice try, fashion, but we’re smarter than that now.
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By Travis February 03, 2014 @ 10:00 AM
While you were serving up lukewarm canned chili and mildly-roofied Bud Light at your own Super Bowl party this weekend, the 11th annual Leather and Laces party in New York City was the perfect event for anyone who wanted to stare at the world’s most attractive women for two nights while not giving an actual shit about football. Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Bar Refaeli and Brooklyn Decker attended the party at Liberty Theater and probably made the rest of the women feel really inadequate, but then Paris Hilton showed up and the other guests breathed a collective sigh of relief. Hell, they all could have looked like someone threw acid on Rocky Dennis and people would have still been trying to figure out why Paris was standing next to the Victoria’s Secret A-squad.
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By Lex December 18, 2013 @ 6:06 PM
Nothing says Christmas like a bikini girl with reindeer antlers rolling around in the sand with her legs akimbo. If your kid saw that on the beach, you’d have to come clean on Santa, sex, and why no matter what you see a Brazilian girl doing in the U.S., it’d still be much worse for her back home. It’s like the Southeast Asians who escaped the Killing Fields to get to the U.S. They’ll tell you that letting out the pants seams for fat Americans isn’t so bad compared to being raped, tortured, and murdered. It really isn’t. Sorry to get all political in front of Alessandra Ambrosio’s vagina.
Photo Credit: PCN
By Lex December 18, 2013 @ 11:43 AM
Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret
By Lex December 13, 2013 @ 6:13 PM
Hollywood brought out the big bucks last night to the amFAR Inspiration Gala where everybody who is anybody tried to show they hated The AIDS more than the next guy, or girl, or Kelly Osbourne who donated five grand at the event. Kelly is fully aware that while she could technically live in a world without gay people, she certainly can’t make a living in it. She was quickly upstaged by Chelsea Handler who donated one thousand dollars for every time she could’ve easily contracted The AIDS between ’05 and ’09, or $100K. Then Aileen Getty stood up and donated one million dollars just because she’s got oil money and The AIDS and she just wanted everybody else to shut the fuck up and declare her the winner.
Photo Credit: Getty, WENN
By Lex December 09, 2013 @ 7:31 PM
None of these men have a chance at nailing Alessandra Ambrosio. I’ve seen this triangle offense before. It’s born to fail. One guy will ultimately make the move. It won’t be the guy with the crossed arms or the lowered arms. It’s going to be the guy making hand gestures to her right. He’s the gamesman. If she were a chunky junior college girl, he’d probably be getting lucky tonight. But she’s a Victoria’s Secret model with a wealthy husband. Move along, Chester.
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