Alessandra Ambrosio is still in St Barths to shoot the new Victorias Secret catalog, and just when it seemed she couldn’t get any more perfect, it turns out she can do this with her tongue. At this point it wouldn’t surprise me to learn that her vagina is lined with velvet, and has a mode where you can set it to vibrate.
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I don’t know if you heard the news, but these are actual pictures from Heaven. It’s a real place. They found it.
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CUTE COLLEGE GIRL - some of the girls on the “cute girl” page will have one or two good pictures but that’s about it. Nikki on the other hand gets hotter and hotter with every new picture. In fact I’m trying to find a state that will let me marry this one. (college humor)
MILEY CYRUS - has been named the Worst Celebrity Influence by teen girls in an AOL poll. In fact she ran away with it, taking 42 percent of the vote. Britney was second with 27 percent. Selena Gomez was named the Best Celebrity Influence, and in a related story, Selena had 5 new pedophile laws named after her this week. (nbc)
MICHAEL JACKSON - might haunt you from the grave because a picture taken of him during his autopsy may be made public soon. Although it seems hard to believe these will be any worse than every other picture taken of him since 2002. (pop eater)
STEPHANIE PRATT - was officially charged with her DUI today. 10 days ago she was arrested for a .09 BAL. The legal limit is .08. They’re being tough on her as part of the DAs plan to randomly enforce laws. This way makes it more exciting! (wonderwall)
ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO - changed bikinis from before. This new one is sort of a green color. You can be sure that Tyler will stay on top of this story and report new developments as they happen. Now back to you in the studio, Ken. (source = fame)
Alessandra Ambrosio is on St. Barths this week to shoot the new Victorias Secret catalog, and it’s hard to even comprehend how good looking she is. She’s so physically perfect I’m not sure I could even have sex with her. There’s certainly no way I would cum on her. She’s flawless, she shouldn’t be defiled like that. I would need to find a way for a rainbow to come out of my penis, or better yet a bouquet of flowers.
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Victoria’s Secret Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio signed autographs at a VS store in Miami yesterday, and OHMYFUCKINGGOD she’s just perfect. Every other women on earth looks like they’ve been struck down with a gypsy curse compared to her. Even other supermodels might as well have bony claws and one disproportionately big yellow eye. I would go down on her even if it turns out she secretes some kind of flesh eating toxin.
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Victorias Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio had a kid this time last year, but you’d never know it by looking at her as she strutted around Manhattan last night in damn near nothing. Is there anything on earth better than a hot girl who dresses slutty? Actually yes, there probably is, but this is still pretty terrific.
