Nicole Scherzinger was in the news last week because there’s a picture of her naked ass in the book ‘Culo’, which makes sense because that’s a book about pictures of naked asses. But now other pictures have shown up online, including Lady Gaga, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kate Upton, Sarah McLachlan, Fergie, and Leeann Tweeden (all the pictures under the cut). That’s Irina Shayk in the banner picture, and for some reason someone shot ink onto her ass. It’s like porn for squids.
08.11.2011 Alessandra Ambrosio is in a bikini, day 2
Alessandra Ambrosio spent another day on the beach in Maui, and this time she went paddle boarding. And of course the ocean was smooth as glass the entire time, because that’s how life works when you’re this hot. Also some seals brought her a chest filled with pirate gold and when she was done a big shark pulled her into shore and she gave it a kiss right on his nose and he blushed.
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08.10.2011 Alessandra Ambrosio is a little too pretty
Victorias Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambosio has been on Maui for a few days now, and yesterday she spent the day at the beach with her 3-year-old daughter Anja, and she’s so unthinkably perfect that she’s even pretty while getting hit by a wave. If this were an ad for getting a pound of salt water forced down your throat, I would buy 10 of them.
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04.11.2011 Monday morning headlines
SUPERMAN - will face off against General Zod in the reboot, to be played by the excellent Michael Shannon. So, brace yourself, but Lindsay was lying to make it seem as if she was in demand. Although really I think she should be the one playing Lois Lane. And Zod. And Superman. She’s that good. (thr)
YOUR HIGHNESS - bombed at the box office this weekend, making just $9.5 million and opening at number 6 despite starring Natalie Portman and James Franco. Hop was number one again ($21.6M), with Author second ($12.6M) and Hanna third ($12.3M). Experts said Your Highness was hurt by the fact that it looked fucking terrible. (la times)
MEL GIBSON - was replaced in Hangover 2 by Liam Neeson, who will now be replaced by Nick Cassavetes because the director wants reshoots and Neeson doesn’t have time. Re-casting and shooting new scenes 5 weeks before the movie opens is a good sign. It means the jokes will be fresh. (ew)
ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO - was at the opening of the Marquee Dayclub in Vegas Saturday, and she wore this fantastic dress. It’s basically held together by nothing but optimism. (fame and wenn)
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03.31.2011 its the Victorias Secret Angels in bikinis
Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima were at the pool at the Mondrian Hotel in LA yesterday to help launch the 2011 Victorias Secret swim line. Or at least Alessandra and Candice were. Adriana looked spooky. It doesn’t really seem like she’s ready for the beach. It seems like she’s ready to turn into a bat and fly away.
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02.10.2011 morning headlines
SCARLETT JOHANSSON - is 26, and she’s “smitten” with Sean Penn, who is 50. Obviously Penn is a jackass but I hope I can still nail girls half my age when I’m 50. And that my wife won’t be all cunty about it. (us)
X-MEN: FIRST CLASS - will release it’s first trailer today, though it probably won’t be that great considering how far behind schedule this movie is. It comes out June 3rd and they’re still filming. At least they have a great director in Matthew Vaughn, so maybe he can pull this off. And maybe I’ll nail Megan Fox in the ass today. Pretending sure is fun. (facebook)
JENNIFER ANISTON - wants to move to Manhattan. Aww, but I finally move back to LA next month. And now she’s getting a house in New York? There’s no way I can throw a rock that far. (us)
ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO - is 29, and a mom, but thanks to things like this pilates class yesterday in Venice, she’s still the best looking girl on earth. It’s almost hard to believe how pretty she is. Like, if she rode there on a Pegasus, it would sort of make sense. (pacific coast)
