dating Alessia Marcuzzi would be awesome

By brendon January 24, 2013 @ 5:41 PM


Italian model Alessia Marcuzzi was on the beach in Miami today, and dating an Italian model seems like a good idea because, if she didn’t speak English, it would take a lot of the pressure off. My girlfriend is American and speaks perfect English yet has somehow never heard of a single reference I’ve ever made. If you saw us have a typical conversation you’d swear one of us just landed here on earth.