You find role models in the most unusual places. The grocery store clerk who looks the other way as a hungry child steals an apple. The prostitute who lets a war veteran slide on a handy for the good... READ MORE

The reason people think Alex Rodriguez is gay because he does things like spend the day working on his tan with his manly looking girlfriend and a little dog with a pink bow in it’s hair. There’s no follow... READ MORE

Alex Rodriguez had a little get together at his mansion in Miami yesterday, and, no doubt by sheer coincidence, every – girl – there looked like a gladiator. Just like every other girl he’s ever hung out with. Oh... READ MORE

So, to recap, Alex Rodriguez divorced his wife, who looked like this, to date Madonna, who looked like this, then Cameron Diaz, who looked like this. And now he dates this girl, a model named Ella Magers. As a... READ MORE

Alex Rodriguez was at a parking meter in Miami yesterday, when suddenly he saw some paparazzi trying to take his picture. Thinking quickly, he ducked behind the meter to hide from them, which would have worked perfectly if the... READ MORE

Last week there was a rumor that Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz had broken up, but it turns out the source of that rumor was Perez Hilton, who is a jackass, possibly retarded, with a long history of simply... READ MORE

Last week there was a rumor that Alex Rodriguez, just like the rest of us, wanted his girlfriend to have bigger tits, and so he asked her to get breast implants. His girlfriend being Cameron Diaz, of course. Well... READ MORE

Cameron Diaz and her lover Alex Rodriguez spent some time at a gym in Venice yesterday, and HOLY SHIT. I haven’t seen arms that ripped since I looked in the mirror about 10 minutes ago. Now I know what... READ MORE

Cameron Diaz and boyfriend Alex Rodriguez hit up Miami beach last week, and how can two people with such good bodies still look so unattractive? Especially her. She’s so ugly it’s uncomfortable. Like if you showed this picture to... READ MORE

Us magazine says Alex Rodriguez broke up with Kate Hudson because, and you may find this hard to believe, she always had to be the center of attention. a Rodriguez source tells Us that the actress’ less-than-subtle presence at... READ MORE