Christie Brinkley Is 60

Is it normal for a sixty year old woman to make your genitals tingle? I thought sixty year old ladies knitted quilts and bakedtuna casserole. Christie Brinkley is filling out a bikini with her amplebreasts and partying in the tropics on a yacht with her nipples showing. Brinkley was born in 1954, the same year the first football games were televisedin color. She could teach you a lot of things. I'm game. Namely, tell...

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Alexa Ray Joel Looks New

Alexa Ray Joel looks like she's had more plastic surgery than Joan Rivers' elbow vagina. The product of Christy Brinkley inexplicable bumping uglies with Billy Joel is looking like a different person these days. This is possibly because she started looking less like her MILF mom and had begun to slowly morph into her dad who looks not unlike a Jewish bridge troll from that book of Jewish bridge trolls I read at my...

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