It’s Good to Be Christie Brinkley’s Better Looking Daughter

February 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s impossible not to see a lineup of offspring from a certain family and start picking out the one that is not like the others. Every family has their Eric Trump. What the fuck happened there? When a signature supermodel starts making babies with multiple daddies it’s impossible not to delve into the sibling disparities.


Christie Brinkley Is 60

January 1, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Is it normal for a sixty year old woman to make your genitals tingle? I thought sixty year old ladies knitted quilts and baked┬átuna casserole. Christie Brinkley is filling out a bikini with her ample┬ábreasts and partying in the tropics on a yacht with her nipples showing. Brinkley was born in 1954, the same year […]


Alexa Ray Joel Looks New

April 4, 2014 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Alexa Ray Joel looks like she’s had more plastic surgery than Joan Rivers’ elbow vagina. The product of Christy Brinkley inexplicable bumping uglies with Billy Joel is looking like a different person these days. This is possibly because she started looking less like her MILF mom and had begun to slowly morph into her dad […]