Alexa Vega Is Chesty (Los Senos Mas Grandes)

By Lex October 08, 2013 @ 11:37 AM

Alexa Vega Shows Her Big Cleavage At A Press Conference For 'Machete Kills' In Beverly Hills
if Machete Kills turns out to suck, I won’t be disappointed. But I will feel bad for the grande sized yabbos of Alexa Vega. The girl from Spy Kids has spent years developing her chest into big movie opening worthiness. If this turns out to be a clunker, where do her big titties go to be made whole again? Actually I have some ideas.

Photo Credit: Getty

the ‘Spy Kids’ girl looks different

By brendon November 08, 2012 @ 6:51 PM


Alexa Vega was just 13 when she starred in the the first ‘Spy Kids’, and you can see how much things have changed in this new promo picture for ‘Machete Kills’. Her tits, for example. Not sure if that was clear but her tits are way bigger, that’s pretty much what I was getting at.

the MTV Movie Awards were as thrilling as ever

By brendon June 06, 2011 @ 10:41 AM


The 2011 MTV Movie Awards were last night, but if you missed it, or the ones from 2010, 2009, 2008, and 2007, here’s a comprehensive recap:

1. ‘Twilight’ won everything.

2. I asked, “who the fuck is that,” a lot.

3. No one did anything sexy, interesting, or funny.

See ya next year, everybody!

(image source = getty and bauer griffin and flynet)