The Arquettes Are Starting A Charity

December 2, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

From an outside perspective, Alexis Arquette seemed like a really annoying blowhard. She became obsessed with outing cloested gay celebrities while simultaneously having the closet AIDS. Given your shitty logic, you may have inflicted some harm on people, no?... READ MORE

Alexis Arquette Died Too Soon

September 14, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Alexis Arquette spent a week on a movie set every year or two, which still qualified him as an actress although her main occupation was apparently Activist. What said activism actually entailed is dormant from the public record, but... READ MORE

David Arquette’s Sister No Longer Trans

February 19, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

David Arquette revealed that his sister, Alexis, is no longer transgender. She now refers to herself as “gender suspicious”. It sounds like just another idiotic gender label until you see Alexis Arquette and realize it’s perfect. Suspicious in the least. I’d... READ MORE

Alexis Arquette Demands Jada and Will Smith Cop to Being Gay

January 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Alexis Arquette is that Arquette acting family sibling who started out as Robert the boy, then Robert the teen cross dresser, then Robert the drag queen actress, and finally Alexis, the chick who looks a shitload like Robert but with a... READ MORE

Jared Leto’s Cock And Shit Around The Web

August 19, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Alexis Arquette, the tranny Arquette sister I guess, claims that he schlobbled Jared Leto’s man parts and that it was wonderful. According to Arquette, Leto’s dick was like something out of the movie Gladiator. I’m not sure what the... READ MORE