Alexis Arquette, the tranny Arquette sister I guess, claims that he schlobbled Jared Leto’s man parts and that it was wonderful. According to Arquette, Leto’s dick was like something out of the movie Gladiator. I’m not sure what the fuck that means. Does it look like Russell Crowe overacting?
Read all about Jared’s throbbing Roman general. (Dlisted)
Keanu Reeves makes the transition to TV because his career is officially over. (Huffington Post)
Nadine Leopold in bra, panties, and garters. You’re welcome. (Popoholic)
Nina Dobrev does that ice bucket shit in a bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)
Chris Brown trades in kicking women for kicking a kickball. (Celebslam)
Jessica Lowndes getting all sweaty in exercise videos. (COED)
Katy Perry and her bikini body went to a water park. (The Superficial)