It can be really hard to suffer through awards shows but the Golden Globes is especially boring because none of the chicks even care enough to dress trampy. Most of them looked like absolute hell, with the exception of Ali Larter and Jessica Biel. Biel can still look like a girl when she puts on the right dress. She’s still too muscular though. Her vagina must feel like leather. Ali Larter looked fantastic as usual. Just the fact that she looks fresh faced and clean makes her stand out in Hollywood these days. She’s pretty like a rainbow. A rainbow with long blond hair and a hot ass.
These pictures taken last night at the Peoples Choice Awards of Ali Larter, Hayden Panettiere and Tawny Cypress aren't even mildly news worthy, they're only going up to get Kelly Osbournes fug ass off the front page. And also because Ali looks fantastic. I don't even know who Tawny Cypress is, all I know for sure is that she's clutching onto Ali like they're secret lovers. And maybe they are, for who knows what passions may burn in their hearts!
FUN QUOTE: "I hate pretty-looking boys. I'd rather have a guy with a potbelly than one who's in the gym all the time and watches what he eats." - Ali Larter
