Some people think Ali Lohan is about to die because she clearly has an eating disorder, but I would argue that life isn’t worth living if you don’t have a nice ass, and this is as good as hers has ever looked.
Is she so skinny now that gravity doesn’t work on her anymore? I don’t know, what am I, an astronaut? But if so, isn’t that what we all want? To slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God? Ali is a hero, she’s showing us what we can do if we really apply ourselves!
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Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have any friends of course, she spends most of her time with her defense attorney and her sister, so Ali was in Hawaii this weekend too. Ali is nothing but bones so I guess she’s still trying to be a runway model, despite the fact that she’s not very good looking. She would only look pretty if the show was on an actual runway, and everyone was 500 yards away.
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Oh. Oh never mind. I think I see what’s going on now.
(image source of lindsay yesterday after getting her hair done for 6 hours at byron and tracey in beverly hills = splash and fame)
There’s no reason to think Ali Lohan might have a potentially life threatening eating disorder, unless you’re judging her just based on her weight and general appearance. Which seems pretty superficial of you. You’re a real jerk, you know that! Her mom sure does!
“Dina is adamant though that Ali is just going through a very big growth spurt, and there is absolutely no cause for concern,” a source close to the situation tells Radar.
“She’s, like, 30 feet tall now,” Dina went on to explain. “Of course she appears thin.” And Lindsay went on twitter to enable her sister too.
“I love how haters pick on my sister yet every runway model is just as thin! My sister is gorgeous and I’m so proud of her and her career!!!!”
For the sake of argument, lets just play along with the Lindsays asinine premise that Ali Lohan has a career as a runway model. Still, it might not be the best idea in the world to defend your sisters anorexia by comparing her to other people who are also anorexic, regardless of how many exclamation points you put at the end of it. “Yeah she might die, but they might die first, and then Ali is number one!!!!”
Let’s just pretend for a second that making conclusions based on nothing more than pictures is something a responsible doctor would do and award another parenting gold medal to Dina Lohan, because a prominent Beverly Hills plastic surgeon says Lindsay Lohans 17-year-old sister Ali is already getting botox.
Dr. Gary Alter, from E!’s now defunct TV show Dr. 90210, looked at photos of Ali and believes she’s had work done to change her appearance as she launches her modeling career.
“It’s obvious to me that her eyebrows are higher than they were before,” Dr. Alter told Radar.
“There doesn’t appear to be much moment on her forehead, and she looks like she has had botox.”
Now that she’s fixed her eyebrows, let’s hope she addresses her diet. Fat bitch.
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Lindsay Lohan and her male middle aged Armenian sister worked their shift at some milkshake place last night, and at one point they gave Lindsay an Academy Award. It didn’t make any sense of course, but neither did Ali and her monstrously untamed eye brows. Honestly, if half of these pictures were from that Abu Ghraib dogpile, would anyone would even notice.
