Nobody Should Apologize For Alice Eve

By Travis May 22, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

A lot of people have been complaining that it was completely unnecessary for Alice Eve to have to strip down to her underwear in one scene during the new film, Star Trek Into Darkness, enough that the film’s writer, Damon Lindelof, found it necessary to apologize for it on Monday. Of the outrage over an attractive woman in underwear for a whole three seconds, Lindelof Tweeted, “I copped to the fact that we should have done a better job of not being gratuitous in our representation of a barely clothed actress.”

He also claimed that the film’s star, Chris Pine, had appeared shirtless several times in both Star Trek films, but that didn’t really help his cause. The only real solution is to have Kirstie Alley reprise her role as Saavik in the next Star Trek film and wear nothing but a thong. Then people can really decide which is more offensive.

Alice Eve Kills Trekkies

By Lex May 03, 2013 @ 1:46 PM

Alice Eve At The Star Trek Into Darkness UK Premiere In London
It’s a known fact that Star Trek nerds will beat off to just about any sci-fi character with a vagina or cloacal sac of some type. The fanboy tug vault standards start and finish right at the ‘she’s not that fat and almost cute’ level. It’s why several thousand grown men living in their parents basement suffered cardiac arrest during the Battlestar Galactica run. It was just too much for them. Alice Eve in Star Trek Into Darkness may prove to be the same. If you see a fat dude vigorously Vulcan saluting himself during the movie, do not act surprised. Remind him that Starfleet Command requests that he stop beating his meat in a public venue. If he resists, invoke General Order 4 and punch him hard in his spleen.

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Alice Eve won the bikini contest, part 2

By brendon November 26, 2012 @ 5:58 PM


Alice Eve also wore a striped bikini in Miami this weekend (to go along with this black one), showing off her body that I might describe as “inimitable” if I had more confidence in my ability to use that word correctly.

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Alice Eve won the Thanksgiving bikini contest

By brendon November 26, 2012 @ 3:13 PM


Underrated actress Alice Eve spent the weekend in Miami showing off her blond hair, big ass, and awesome tits. It’s like England made their own Kim Kardashian, sent her to college, and then put her in in a bikini on Miami beach to prove their version is better. Stop being such a smartass, England!

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alice eve is in maxim

By brendon March 12, 2010 @ 3:40 PM

I don’t know if you knew this, but “She’s Out Of My League” opens in theaters today. More importantly, Alice Eve and her huge breasts are in the new issue of Maxim.

She’s British, and went to some fancy prep school and then Oxford, so she and I should date because I’m a rebel from the wrong side of town, with a quick temper and mysterious past. She’ll be intrigued by my gruff exterior and the way I treat her like a sexual object. Can she tear down the walls I’ve built around my heart? Find out, on the next … TYLER!

alice eve knows how to dress

By brendon March 11, 2010 @ 1:11 PM


Paramount must really love ‘Shes Out Of My League’ because they’re spending a fortune to promote it. Last night they had a premiere in Vegas, but it seems like they’ve been all over the country. They were in Boston earlier this week, and last week they even sent Alice Eve to a Hooters in Atlanta. She never did commit to the outfit, which might have been for the best. Those stupid leggings they wear are creepy. It’s this weird tan color, it looks like they have prosthetic legs. Oohh, sexy.