I don’t know if you knew this, but “She’s Out Of My League” opens in theaters today. More importantly, Alice Eve and her huge breasts are in the new issue of Maxim.
She’s British, and went to some fancy prep school and then Oxford, so she and I should date because I’m a rebel from the wrong side of town, with a quick temper and mysterious past. She’ll be intrigued by my gruff exterior and the way I treat her like a sexual object. Can she tear down the walls I’ve built around my heart? Find out, on the next … TYLER!
Paramount must really love ‘Shes Out Of My League’ because they’re spending a fortune to promote it. Last night they had a premiere in Vegas, but it seems like they’ve been all over the country. They were in Boston earlier this week, and last week they even sent Alice Eve to a Hooters in Atlanta. She never did commit to the outfit, which might have been for the best. Those stupid leggings they wear are creepy. It’s this weird tan color, it looks like they have prosthetic legs. Oohh, sexy.
ANGELINA JOLIE - has no plans to adopt another child while in Haiti this week. They should get her drunk. Girls tend to be much more receptive to new ideas once they’re good and drunk. (cnn)
INGLORIOUS BASTERDS - is closing the gap on ‘Hurt Locker’ and ‘Avatar’ and is now a legit threat to win the Oscar for Best Picture. Who would have guessed that a movie depicting Jews as ferocious men of action would be so well received in Hollywood? (la times and la times)
ALICE EVE - Her new movie has some ecards for Valentines Day, but even better is that the ad now has shameless closeups of her amazing chest, exactly as I suggested two weeks ago. I should be a Hollywood movie executive. I saw her huge tits and thought, “Hmm. If only there was some way to convey to the audience that she has huge tits, but how?” (ecards)
ALEC BALDWIN - attacked a photographer as he left the hospital yesterday and had to be restrained by police. It was either because the photographer was crowding Baldwin, or because he’s fat and the photographer was dressed like a pint of ice cream. “NOM NOM NOM”, Baldwin said. (daily news, inf)
Celebuzz has a contest up today where you can win a date with Whitney Port as part of the promotion for the movie ‘She’s Out Of My League’ (red band trailer for that here). I’m not here to help, but if I were them I would have had a contest based around the stars of the movie, namely Alice Eve and her huge breasts.
I don’t think they realize how internet famous she became after she had onetwothree nude scenes in ‘Crossing Over’ (the movie, not the talk show with ghosts). This chick is terrific, they need to make the advertising campaign about her. It would be like if Ford had a new car, and they told you it was a hybrid with bluetooth and wifi, but when you read a little more it turns out the glove compartment bakes cookies, and there’s a hose under the steering wheel that gives blow jobs.
