If you don’t remember Alicia Silverstone, she was the late 90′s version of Kristen Stewart, except even more plain looking (hard to believe but true) and laugh-out-loud weird, and this new blog post and this video emphatically confirm both of those things.

“I just had a delicious breakfast of miso soup, collards and radish steamed and drizzled with flax oil, cast iron mochi with nori wrapped outside, and some grated daikon. Yum! I fed Bear the mochi and a tiny bit of veggies from the soup…from my mouth to his. It’s his favorite…and mine.”

The kid is way too old for this kind of thing if you were wondering, and by that I mean he was born after the time when we crawled out of the fucking sea.

If all you knew was that Alicia Silverstone was back in the news last week to announce her body was in the process of changing, and then you saw these pictures of her yesterday in Silver Lake, would you guess “pregnant” or “sex change”?

Circle your answer on the monitor. If you get it right, you’ll hear a little bell.