Zoe Saldana Isn't Nude

The big press release I got said 'Zoe Saldana is nude in this month's Allure!'. Okay, it wasn't a press release so much as FSI in Glamour that fell out when I was perusing an article about how to Ombre your own hair. It was for a friend. Fuck, I said too much. The point... read more

The Rest of the Allure Magazine Not Quite Nudes

If there's one thing I hate, it's hypocrisy. Well, hypocrisy and canned tuna fish. I'm sorry, I know you love fish that comes compressed in a can, but it's simply not natural. But I don't have to eat it, I do have to swallow the hypocrisy of corporate America by way of a... read more