Zoe Saldana Isn't Nude

The big press release I got said 'Zoe Saldana is nude in this month's Allure!'. Okay, it wasn't a press release so much as FSI in Glamour that fell out when I was perusing an article about how to Ombre your own hair. It was for a friend. Fuck, I said too much. The point is, Zoe Saldana is not nude in the magazine. She has no clothes. She's technically nude. But, again, I call upon Stripper Law to plainly state that...read more

The Rest of the Allure Magazine Not Quite Nudes

If there's one thing I hate, it's hypocrisy. Well, hypocrisy and canned tuna fish. I'm sorry, I know you love fish that comes compressed in a can, but it's simply not natural. But I don't have to eat it, I do have to swallow the hypocrisy of corporate America by way of a bunch of really backwards thinking people who believe that seeing naked chicks onscreen or in magazines will be the ruin of us all. They see bare...read more