Alyssa Arce Poses In Lingerie

By Lex August 15, 2014 @ 12:02 PM

Alyssa Arce Poses In See Through Lingerie For Yume Magazine
Alyssa Arce is making the business rounds. She was caught coming off Justin Bieber’s boat in Cannes a couple weeks ago. Probably just laying down some background vocals with her vagina. In the old days a Playboy Playmate could expect a wealthy older man with real estate holding to make her his trophy bride. Times are constantly changing. Those guys want foreign girls now who come from a culture where when your husband tells you he’s found somebody younger and prettier to take your place, you drink a shot, shed a single tear, then go back to milking the llama.

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Alyssa Arce In A Blue Bikini At The Beach In Miami

By Lex May 01, 2014 @ 10:26 AM

Alyssa Arce In A Blue Bikini At The Beach In Miami

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Alyssa Arce Needs a Man

By Lex October 21, 2013 @ 3:01 PM

Alyssa Arce Poses In A See Through Body Suit For The October Issue Of Gosee Magazine
Alyssa Arce was the Playboy Playmate for July 2013, which means the palm flower crystal in her hand is already changing colors toward her inevitable march to the Carrousel, about age 25 for most Playmates. Between now and then she needs to find an older divorcee with real estate holdings, a neatly trimmed grey beard, and a jocular personality. It’s her only safety. Or, she could run, which would be kind of hot given the size of her yabbos.

Here’s Alyssa in Gosee magazine. I was hesitant for a long while to check them out because I kept reading it as Goatse and I’ve been burned too many times on that Internet trap.

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