Alyssa Milano Posts Titty Photo Without Irony

By Lex October 28, 2014 @ 9:45 AM

Alyssa Milano Post Breast Feeding Picture On Instagram
It seems like just yesterday Alyssa Milano and her mom were suing everybody with a dial-up and a dick for passing around photos of Alyssa topless. Those Brave Internet Warriors were on the front lines preventing the digital landscape from turning into a pornographic wasteland. Thanks to the Milanos, when you Google: Tits, only 148, million results appear, only 741,000 for Alyssa Milano Tits.

Today we’ve come full circle with Alyssa posting pictures of her own boobs to the world wide web. Nursing photos aren’t exactly Alyssa topless in Embrace of the Vampire but they are a woman showing off her intimate bits for publicity. It’s the Circle of Tit Life, you lambaste people for wanting to see them when you’re young then beg everybody to look at them when it’ too late to care. Not even the specials are immune to this reality.

Photo Credit: Instagram

Alyssa Milano Done Got Fat Shamed

By Lex January 03, 2014 @ 5:08 PM

Fat shaming started when chubby people stopped being tribal kings with access to abundant food sources and just lazy bastards with bullshit glandular issues. It’s only been officially called fat shaming since the big and chunky tried to reclaim their jiggling figures as a social positive and needed a way to make fat jokesters look like heartless monsters. Alyssa Milano got fat shamed by Jay Mohr who was surprised by her wide body when he saw her at the NASCAR Awards in early December.

She was one of the presenters. She’s very tiny, in height…It seems like she had a baby and said, ‘I don’t really give a s–t’…I read it on her gut..

Somebody sat in the director’s chair and was not wearing Spanx and I was like, ‘Jesus Christ.

Oh, slam. I mean, fat shame. That’s what Alyssa Milano called it when she wrote back a purposefully classy Tweet to Jay Mohr, filled with positive messages for him and his wife and kids but calling out Jay’s fat shaming. Since then, large lovely ladies have been slobbering praise on Alyssa like she’s the first true zero calorie cheesecake bite. Jay Mohr probably should’ve kept his fat jokes to himself. For a couple cheap chuckles he’s unleashed an entire fat girl army. I wonder if it’ll still seem so funny when the first wave of berserker BBWs descend from their mountainous camps with the aid of gravity and murderous rage. It’s hard to laugh when you can’t breathe.

Alyssa Milano Still Using Her Boobs To Sell

By Lex July 17, 2013 @ 4:19 PM

Alyssa Milano Cleavage Outside NBC Studios In New York
Remember when Alyssa Milano and her annoying helpful mom started suing everybody to get her racy photos off the Internet? Those were fun days. When the Internet was in its infancy and people thought that they could hold back the tide with their little buckets and a whole bunch of righteousness. Now Alyssa is pushing a graphic novel about a secret team of do-gooder hackers who help finish the job she and her mom started fifteen years ago. I’m willing to bet that isn’t quite as popular as those topless photos of her. <=== Of course, they’re still on the web.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, INF, PCN

Alyssa Milano looks different

By brendon August 31, 2011 @ 2:57 PM

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Alyssa Milano went to a spa in LA earlier today, probably because she needed a massage from carrying around what looks to be a 6 foot tall baby. She announced she was pregnant at the end of February, so she’s probably due any day, but holy christ. Her vagina is gonna look like someone set off M-80′s inside of it.

(image source = pacific coast)

Tuesday afternoon headlines

By brendon February 22, 2011 @ 5:54 PM

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EMINEM – has cast porn star Sasha Grey to star in his video for Space Bound. If there’s not a lyric about his semen being “face bound”, now would be the time to add it. (the sun)

ALYSSA MILANO – is pregnant for the first time, with her husband Dave Bugliari, an agent at CAA. I bet this guy wishes he’d heard that “face bound” lyric from the Eminem song. Would have saved him a lot of trouble. (people)

ROSIE O’DONNELL – is single, after breaking up with the girl she’s dated for over a year. Surprisingly that was actually a real person, and not a sandwich maker that plugs into her car lighter. (page six)

MINKA KELLY – hit the gym today to start training for her role in ABC’s new version of Charlies Angels, an idea so dumb it shouldn’t have even been a Playboy cartoon, much less two movies and TV shows. (inf daily)

HALLOWEEN IS SCARY

By brendon November 01, 2006 @ 2:06 PM

It took 70,000 tries, but for the first time ever, in that top picture only, Paris Hilton doesn't look like a complete monster.  And that's pretty much the nicest thing I've ever had to say about her.  Thanks to Rachel Weis, Paris didn't even have the laziest costume of the night.  It should probably give you pause if you pick your Halloween costume out of your closet, from the stuff you normally wear.  It barely even looks like those mouse ears are on her head.  It looks like she's just standing in front of them.  The opposite end of the spectrum would be Minnie Driver, who tried way too hard and failed miserably.  Most stars have their makeup done in Beverly Hills.  Minnie went to Six Flags.  She should have chosen the tiger whiskers or peace sign because this is a damn mess.  Alyssa Milano did the fairy thing roughly 8 billion times better.   Elisha Cuthbert went as a floating hat, at least whenver her pale ass stood in front of a white backdrop.  Ghosts are scary!