Alyssa Miller Models Bikinis For H&M

By Lex January 17, 2014 @ 12:43 PM

Alyssa Miller Models Bikinis For H&M

Photo Credit: H&M

Alyssa Miller Poses Topless

By Lex October 18, 2013 @ 2:36 PM

Alyssa Miller Poses Topless For Her IMG Model Portfolio
Alyssa Miller just seems like a girl who likes sex. Does she like it enough to overcome her boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal’s hunger for cock? An interesting test case. Like the unstoppable force taking on the immovable object, if the object is Jake’s desire to have his ass treated like the U.S.P.S. parcel bin the week before Christmas. I say gay wins. It always does in Hollywood.

Photo Credit: IMG

Alyssa Miller Models Lingerie

By Lex October 04, 2013 @ 12:56 PM

Alyssa Miller Models Lingerie For Free People

Photo Credit: Free People

Alyssa Miller Modeling Bikinis

By Lex July 09, 2013 @ 1:42 PM

Alyssa Miller Modeling Bikinis In Manor 2013 Summer Campaign
I always just assumed Jake Gyllenhaal was gay. Who didn’t. Not just the Brokeback thing. But dating Taylor Swift. There’s a hiding spot for a guy who doesn’t want to ever see vagina. But now he’s apparently spending weekends with SI model Alyssa Miller. She’s not famous enough to make her a good celebrity beard like a Bar Refaeli. But she’s more than good looking enough to make me think Jake is having biblically proscribed relations with her. Not that it matters. Unless you’re having sex with Alyssa Miller. Then it matters a lot.

Photo Credit: Manor

Jake Gyllenhaal Might Be Dating Alyssa Miller

By Travis June 21, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Jake Gyllenhaal has quite the understated image when it comes to the ladies that he dates, because he doesn’t get nearly enough credit for the quality he pulls. It’s even more impressive when you consider that it’s only gotten better since he starred in one of the worst movies of all-time, Prince of Persia. Case in point, according to the New York Post, Jake has traded in one Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model, EmilyDiDonato, for another in Alyssa Miller.

I don’t know much about Alyssa other than she looks fantastic in a bathing suit and that she shows up to events holding copies of her magazine. It’s a good method for both reminding douchebags not to bother and helping her in case she suddenly develops amnesia.

(Photo Credits: WENN.com)

its the Sports Illustrated swimsuit calendar, part 2

By brendon November 16, 2011 @ 6:48 PM

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God knows why there are two versions of this thing, but there are, and so here’s the second one (first one here). I cropped the tags and the actual calendar part again, so you’ll just have to take my word for it when I tell you that Christmas is on a Tuesday next year.

(note: just right click on a pic if you need the models name. its in the file name.)