An Old Man Made Some Babies and the World Is Going Crazy

June 12, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

George Clooney has fucked a hundred women. The last one he let keep the baby and the media and celebrity world has taken on the role of the incredibly doting Wise Men.


Barbara Walters Embracing Old Age with More Selling Out

December 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You’d think you’d get to some age when you tell the world, fuck you, I’m shit tired of selling out. Barbara Walters had seven billion people to choose from for her insipid Most Fascinating Person of the Year honorific.... READ MORE

George Clooney Set to Marry The Hottie Jihadi

September 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

George Clooney is renting out everything in Venice above the waterline this weekend to marry human rights attorney Amal Alamuddin whom I suspect he will divorce quietly before I have a chance to spell her name correctly without Google.... READ MORE

George Clooney Getting Good Mileage Out of Engagement

July 12, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

George Clooney always knows just the right moment to tell everybody why they’re wrong and he’s right. Usually it’s just moments after he and Obama crossed streams peeing together in his vanity bathroom. Maybe some Senator was after Hollywood... READ MORE

George Clooney Didn’t Hold Back On The Ring

April 30, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Word on the street is that George Clooney‘s new fiancĂ©e, Amal Alamuddin, finally broke the man who would never get married again by playing hard to get, which must have made all of his ex-girlfriends slap their foreheads in... READ MORE

George Clooney Is Actually Engaged

April 28, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Having long been one of Hollywood’s leading authorities on how to point at any woman on the planet and instantly make her undress, it seems that George Clooney is finally doing the unthinkable and hanging up his bachelor pants.... READ MORE


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