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Amanda Cerny In A Wet Bikini

I laugh at the suggestion that I'm taking money from the 138 Water people. As if I'd be party to the destruction of my own species. My price for omnicide doesn't exist in numbers. One night of impassioned sexual activity with Amanda Cerny is another matter. No safe words allowed. Not if I'm giving up seven billion people. Men will do things for vagina they would not do for all the gold buried under Scrooge McDucks's...read more

Amanda Cerny Shows Off Well

I often see beautiful women and I think, that sure seems like a lot of work laying on rocks and having passive-aggressive lesbians pour water onto your tits. You've got to keep a blog on how to juice and cleanse and get awesome looking abs. That takes work. In this economy, a good looking chick from FLorida takes the work she can get. Be that as a model, a pet store clerk, or convincing widows to buy gold over the...read more

Amanda Cerny in A Bikini Selling Body Snatching Water

When the alien invasion occurs, you'll feel pretty fucking stupid for being up-to-date on your cable bill. You easily could've skated. Just knowing it's coming shortly, I'd go ahead and get some less fetching girls pregnant. Why not. The inter-dimensional demon water company St. Valentine's milestones is a sign of the pending doom. Who knows if it will come from the skies or the sea botom like in that retarded Pacific...read more

And Yet They Just Keep on Posing for 138 Water

I dug a little deeper. 138 Water is being produced by The Clairvoyance Group in Los Angeles. Yeah, that doesn't sound like a Scientology front whatsoever. But, then, there's this: Millions of people across the country walk around for the better part of the day and evening with a bottle of water, so we felt it was the right time to introduce the first fashion water that plays into an individual's sense of style. Just...read more

Amanda Cerny And Ciara Price Have No Pants (VIDEO)

I don't know how it works, but I assume that because Amanda Cerny was Playboy's Miss October for 2011 and Ciara Price was Miss November 2011, they get to be roommates in the Playboy mansion. Maybe they even have bunk beds. And every night they help each other try on lingerie before they pillow fight each other to sleep. Again, I'm no expert at Playboy protocol, but I think I'm close enough. Anyway, Amanda...read more