Amanda Knox Getting Her Own Show About Gender Bias

December 14, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Amanda Knox has a new show coming out on Vice’s female outlet, Broadly, to be distributed by the new Zuckerberg Owns the World Channel. The new show’s called, The Scarlet Letter Reports. Strike one with that shitty title.

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Amanda Knox Gay For The Stay

February 16, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amanda Knox seems too crazy to be presumed innocent of murder. She has that look in her eyes. Her boyfriend is a pseudo intellectual hipster doofus. She was also a real hell kitten in the sack.

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Amanda Knox Has A New Alive Boyfriend

August 5, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Seven time acquitted murderer Amanda Knox is having a grand time in her native Seattle boning some asshole hipster who is most likely using her for his own publicity. As evidence, her name is stenciled on his jacket.

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Amanda Knox Seems Guilty Now

January 31, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’ve always been pretty certain that Amanda Knox was innocent of killing her British college exchange roommate. The Italian police claim that she was a drugged up sex fiend never made any sense. Good looking nymphomaniacs from Seattle only exist in Gus Van Sant films. And even then they’re hairless boys. Visit UW sometime and […]

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Amanda Knox Is Proud Of Her One Night Stands

April 29, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

It’s probably important to mention that Amanda Knox spent four years in prison after she was convicted for her role in killing a British student named Meredith Kercher while the two were roommates in Italy, and Knox is currently awaiting a re-trial after her initial conviction was overturned. But with her autobiography out today, that […]

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