Amanda Seyfried Won’t Get Naked, But She Will Suck

By Sophie April 15, 2013 @ 1:45 PM

Publicists are the worst type of people. You’ve probably hooked up with one, everybody has. Some of them are hot, but after you buy their first vodka soda and they squeak “I work in PR!” it’s a sure sign you need to one and done them and DO NOT give them your real phone number.

Amanda Seyfried is the only actress not to appear nude in Allure’s latest “Look Better Naked” issue and according to Page Six it’s because her publicist wouldn’t let her. Another reason to not feel bad about doorbell ditching a publicist’s vajayjay

Seyfried reveals in the same issue that she sounded so great singing in Les Misérables by pretending she was suckin’ a big fat D.

“Imagine [suckin' a big fat D], get that feeling in the back of your throat, and then sing,”

I’m guessing Amanda picked up this line from her recently completed role in the bio-pic Lovelace, about the original Deep Throat. Or it was concocted by that same publicist who wouldn’t let her get naked. So, I don’t believe it, but it’s still fun to imagine a serious shlong in her pretty trap as she belts out one of the many horrible songs from Les Mis.

Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

By Photo Boy February 25, 2013 @ 12:30 PM


Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn’t and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him for smiling every time someone joked he banged and/or will bang somebody like nine-year-old Quvenzhané Wallis (Actual Seth MacFarlane joke.) who already had to deal with Daniel Day Lewis demanding she thank him backstage. This shouldn’t fuck a kid up.

(Images of celebs who showed up to last night’s Oscars with varying degrees of cleavage or dumb-looking faces = Getty)

Amanda Seyfried makes working out fun

By brendon August 20, 2012 @ 4:30 PM

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You might think that pictures of Amanda Seyfried leaving the gym with no bra and her hair in braids wouldn’t be sexy, but you’d be wrong. Really wrong. In fact you’d be a complete fucking idiot. Seriously, I hate you, get out of here before I call the cops!

(image source and more pictures at X17)

Amanda Seyfried must have mixed emotions

By brendon May 02, 2012 @ 2:46 PM

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The first poster for ‘Lovelace’ came out today, with Amanda Seyfried playing 70’s porn legend Linda Lovelace, and Holy Shit she looks perfect (embiggen). She should do her hair and makeup like this all the time, and dress like a trashy slut because it’s sexy as hell and really works for her. Of course that’s probably more flattering in my head than it would be if I actually said it to her.

‘Lovelace’ is gonna be a good movie

By brendon January 26, 2012 @ 2:02 PM

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Amanda Seyfried was in West Hollywood last night filming some more scenes for the biopic about 70′s porn-star Linda Lovelace, and I’m not really an Amanda Seyfried fan, but I am a huge fan of porn and stories about how to trick girls into deviant sex, so I feel like me and this movie can meet each other half-way.

(image source = splash and wenn)

Amanda Seyfried will be naked in ‘Lovelace’

By brendon January 10, 2012 @ 3:58 PM

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E! says today that we need to get ready to see Amanda Seyfried, “like we’ve never seen her before.”

“With an expression,” you may ask? Perhaps (though probably not), but what they mean specifically is, “naked.” They’re also assuming you didn’t see ‘Chloe’, because she was naked in that constantly, and has naked lesbian sex with Julianne Moore (ahem and ahem).

We just got word that (Seyfried) is stripping way down for her role as famed Deep Throat porn star Linda Lovelace in the upcoming biopic Lovelace…
“It’s going to be very risqué,” Lovelace producer Patrick Muldoon told us.
“It’s a new thing for her, but it’s not about nudity,” he said. “(It’s) about how abusive the porn industry was to Linda Lovelace,” he said. “Yes, there’s a lot of nudity, but it’s a message movie about respecting women.”

“Especially the ones who can deep throat,” he went on to say.

(image source of seyfried on the set of ‘lovelace’ = pacific coast)