By Travis April 17, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Actress Amanda Seyfried has a new interview in this month’s Allure magazine, in which she discusses one of the most important issues facing young women today – fat shaming. Except instead of being picked on by other people, Amanda admits that she was actually fat-shaming herself, and the results of that self-inflicted mental abuse have affected people far beyond just her.
“…they’re assets,” she said of the resulting cleavage. She once referred to her breasts in an interview as “sacks of fat,” a description that she now reconsiders. “Actually, I saw a picture a couple of days ago from when I was 19, and my boobs were way bigger. They were a D, and now they’re a small C, because I lost weight,” she says. “There was something so beautiful about the size of them. When I look back, I’m like, Why did I always give myself such a hard time?”
This is devastating. Simply heart-breaking. Sure, people should want to be healthy and confident in their own skin, but at what cost? A large-breasted 19-year old girl is a precious natural resource, like oil or gold. Except you don’t want to rub your face in oil or gold and offer to pay for its college.
(Photo Credit: Getty)
By Sophie April 15, 2013 @ 1:45 PM
Publicists are the worst type of people. You’ve probably hooked up with one, everybody has. Some of them are hot, but after you buy their first vodka soda and they squeak “I work in PR!” it’s a sure sign you need to one and done them and DO NOT give them your real phone number.
Amanda Seyfried is the only actress not to appear nude in Allure’s latest “Look Better Naked” issue and according to Page Six it’s because her publicist wouldn’t let her. Another reason to not feel bad about doorbell ditching a publicist’s vajayjay
Seyfried reveals in the same issue that she sounded so great singing in Les Misérables by pretending she was suckin’ a big fat D.
“Imagine [suckin' a big fat D], get that feeling in the back of your throat, and then sing,”
I’m guessing Amanda picked up this line from her recently completed role in the bio-pic Lovelace, about the original Deep Throat. Or it was concocted by that same publicist who wouldn’t let her get naked. So, I don’t believe it, but it’s still fun to imagine a serious shlong in her pretty trap as she belts out one of the many horrible songs from Les Mis.
Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn’t and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him for smiling every time someone joked he banged and/or will bang somebody like nine-year-old Quvenzhané Wallis (Actual Seth MacFarlane joke.) who already had to deal with Daniel Day Lewis demanding she thank him backstage. This shouldn’t fuck a kid up.
(Images of celebs who showed up to last night’s Oscars with varying degrees of cleavage or dumb-looking faces = Getty)
By brendon August 20, 2012 @ 4:30 PM
You might think that pictures of Amanda Seyfried leaving the gym with no bra and her hair in braids wouldn’t be sexy, but you’d be wrong. Really wrong. In fact you’d be a complete fucking idiot. Seriously, I hate you, get out of here before I call the cops!
(image source and more pictures at X17)
The first poster for ‘Lovelace’ came out today, with Amanda Seyfried playing 70’s porn legend Linda Lovelace, and Holy Shit she looks perfect (embiggen). She should do her hair and makeup like this all the time, and dress like a trashy slut because it’s sexy as hell and really works for her. Of course that’s probably more flattering in my head than it would be if I actually said it to her.
By brendon January 26, 2012 @ 2:02 PM
Amanda Seyfried was in West Hollywood last night filming some more scenes for the biopic about 70′s porn-star Linda Lovelace, and I’m not really an Amanda Seyfried fan, but I am a huge fan of porn and stories about how to trick girls into deviant sex, so I feel like me and this movie can meet each other half-way.
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