By brendon January 06, 2012 @ 5:07 PM
Lindsay Lohan spent almost a year telling everyone she was going to play porn icon Linda Lovelace in a movie, but Lindsay is a screwup of course and that never happened. So now Amanda Seyfried is playing Lovelace, and here she is on set yesterday. So the five years Lindsay spent in rehearsal by getting high and blowing guys was all for nothing.
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By brendon November 15, 2011 @ 4:42 PM
Those Britney bikini pics reminded me that Amanda Seyfried was in a bikini too; almost all weekend, at some hotel in Miami. And at one point she bent over for a second and now we can all look down her top. I guess that’s why she did it. I guess this is what she wanted. She seems to like it. Man this chick is a real pervert.
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By brendon October 04, 2011 @ 5:13 PM
Amanda Seyfried tells the British edition of Glamour magazine that she’s been undergoing therapy for panic attacks “brought on by the pressures of fame”. In other words, stuff like interviews with very famous magazines.
She feels anxious ahead of premieres and live interviews and she’s sought professional help to combat her issues.
“That’s been such a great tool, and my therapist told me that I passed with flying colors, but we’ll see how things go.”
“Hey I’m gonna go do this interview with Glamour and tell them about my therapy for panic attacks. Hopefully it’s been working, but if you see me twitching on the floor in half an hour, that’ll probably be why.”
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By brendon April 14, 2011 @ 2:50 PM
Amanda Seyfried spent last week with her boyfriend Ryan Phillippe in Paris, one of the most romantic cities in the world, where a young couple in love can drink champagne at Les Ombres, taken an evening cruise down the Seine as the lights shine on Notre Dame, or buy a dead horse.
Guess which one Amanda did.
“I bought a dead horse. I love good taxidermy, it’s like art. A lot of people think it’s weird but I don’t know why.” (express.uk)
Just to make sure this is as creepy as possible, it was actually a foal, not a horse. If you don’t know, a foal is a horse less than one year old.
“This is my second one. Like full animal, I have animal parts. I thought it was funny that it was $2,750. It’s all art.” (imdb)
Jesus Christ no wonder Phillippe cheats on her. If you can get an erection while a dead ponys eyes follow you around the room, you’re well on your way to being a serial killer. She’s not nearly hot enough to deal with all this. Julri Waters on the other hand could stuff and mount my parents for all I care.
By brendon April 08, 2011 @ 1:59 PM
Amanda Seyfried is right on the verge of being a big star, so if you even think of putting a parking ticket on her car as if she wasn’t a big star, you can fuck off.
And that’s exactly what happened last night in London after the premiere of Red Riding Hood. So she threw it back at the cop and said, “Thank you, but no thank you.” Then the cop locked her in one of those blank iron masks like they used to use in the Tower of London. Oh wait never mind. I forgot, she always looks like that.
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By brendon March 14, 2011 @ 4:35 PM
Though he’s since moved on to Amanda Seyfriend, Ryan Phillippe briefly dated an actress named Alexis Knapp, and like all girls named “Alexis”, this one was kind of slutty and irresponsible. People says…
Alexis Knapp, an actress who dated Phillippe last summer, is pregnant and, a source says, “Alexis has told friends that the child is Ryan’s.”
The baby is said to be due in June.
Reps for Knapp and Phillippe did not have any comment. But the source tells PEOPLE that “Ryan is aware of the situation [and] totally prepared to take responsibility should the child be his.”
Wait so when did they stop dating? I know girls aren’t good at math but if they dated last summer I don’t think his baby would be born this summer. In her defense, she looks 13. She might not even know where babies come from. Where the fuck did he meet her, at his front door selling cookies?
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