Amanda Seyfried will be naked in ‘Lovelace’

By brendon January 10, 2012 @ 3:58 PM

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E! says today that we need to get ready to see Amanda Seyfried, “like we’ve never seen her before.”

“With an expression,” you may ask? Perhaps (though probably not), but what they mean specifically is, “naked.” They’re also assuming you didn’t see ‘Chloe’, because she was naked in that constantly, and has naked lesbian sex with Julianne Moore (ahem and ahem).

We just got word that (Seyfried) is stripping way down for her role as famed Deep Throat porn star Linda Lovelace in the upcoming biopic Lovelace…
“It’s going to be very risqué,” Lovelace producer Patrick Muldoon told us.
“It’s a new thing for her, but it’s not about nudity,” he said. “(It’s) about how abusive the porn industry was to Linda Lovelace,” he said. “Yes, there’s a lot of nudity, but it’s a message movie about respecting women.”

“Especially the ones who can deep throat,” he went on to say.

(image source of seyfried on the set of ‘lovelace’ = pacific coast)

it’s Amanda Seyfried as a pornstar

By brendon January 06, 2012 @ 5:07 PM

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Lindsay Lohan spent almost a year telling everyone she was going to play porn icon Linda Lovelace in a movie, but Lindsay is a screwup of course and that never happened. So now Amanda Seyfried is playing Lovelace, and here she is on set yesterday. So the five years Lindsay spent in rehearsal by getting high and blowing guys was all for nothing.

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Amanda Seyfried was in a bikini too

By brendon November 15, 2011 @ 4:42 PM

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Those Britney bikini pics reminded me that Amanda Seyfried was in a bikini too; almost all weekend, at some hotel in Miami. And at one point she bent over for a second and now we can all look down her top. I guess that’s why she did it. I guess this is what she wanted. She seems to like it. Man this chick is a real pervert.

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Amanda Seyfried has panic attacks

By brendon October 04, 2011 @ 5:13 PM

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#whitegirlproblems

Amanda Seyfried tells the British edition of Glamour magazine that she’s been undergoing therapy for panic attacks “brought on by the pressures of fame”. In other words, stuff like interviews with very famous magazines.

She feels anxious ahead of premieres and live interviews and she’s sought professional help to combat her issues.
“That’s been such a great tool, and my therapist told me that I passed with flying colors, but we’ll see how things go.”

“Hey I’m gonna go do this interview with Glamour and tell them about my therapy for panic attacks. Hopefully it’s been working, but if you see me twitching on the floor in half an hour, that’ll probably be why.”

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Amanda Seyfried collects dead animals

By brendon April 14, 2011 @ 2:50 PM

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Amanda Seyfried spent last week with her boyfriend Ryan Phillippe in Paris, one of the most romantic cities in the world, where a young couple in love can drink champagne at Les Ombres, taken an evening cruise down the Seine as the lights shine on Notre Dame, or buy a dead horse.

Guess which one Amanda did.

“I bought a dead horse. I love good taxidermy, it’s like art. A lot of people think it’s weird but I don’t know why.” (express.uk)

Just to make sure this is as creepy as possible, it was actually a foal, not a horse. If you don’t know, a foal is a horse less than one year old.

“This is my second one. Like full animal, I have animal parts. I thought it was funny that it was $2,750. It’s all art.” (imdb)

Jesus Christ no wonder Phillippe cheats on her. If you can get an erection while a dead ponys eyes follow you around the room, you’re well on your way to being a serial killer. She’s not nearly hot enough to deal with all this. Julri Waters on the other hand could stuff and mount my parents for all I care.

dont you dare give Amanda Seyfried a parking ticket

By brendon April 08, 2011 @ 1:59 PM

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Amanda Seyfried is right on the verge of being a big star, so if you even think of putting a parking ticket on her car as if she wasn’t a big star, you can fuck off.

And that’s exactly what happened last night in London after the premiere of Red Riding Hood. So she threw it back at the cop and said, “Thank you, but no thank you.” Then the cop locked her in one of those blank iron masks like they used to use in the Tower of London. Oh wait never mind. I forgot, she always looks like that.

(image source = bauer griffin)