Amanda Seyfried plays a stripper in a new movie which either has the terrible name I’m.mortal or the terrible name Now (just combine them Hollywood. you know you want to), and what they lack in movie naming skills they make up for in slutty outfit choosing. I haven’t seen an outfit this whorish since I went on a date with your mom. Zing!
11.01.2010 I hate this cutesy crap for Halloween
Let me preface this by saying you can wear something cute for Halloween and still look fantastic. Like super famous porn star Kristina Rose did (twitter). She wore a cowgirl costume backwards. She’s a Reverse Cowgirl. Get it? Do you get it? It’s adorable, and really slutty. Just like Kristina.
That’s the right way to do a cute costume. Amanda Seyfried and Alyson Hannigan did it the wrong way.
Hannigan went as… I don’t know. Wendy? Carrot Top? I get that she was with her dumb ass kid but that things first memory was using mom as a slide, so he’s seen worse. Besides, that little bastards skull hasn’t even hardened yet, he’s not gonna remember if dad got an erection one Halloween.
Seyfried was no better. The only thing I’ll say in her defense is that she dressed up as a dog and went to this party with Ryan Phillipe, who was wearing an Eagles cap. So maybe this was some super edgy Mike Vick thing. In which case, HOLY SHIT this bitch is hardcore. “Boo, Boooo, Too Soon, TOO SOON!”
01.12.2010 amanda seyfried is naked
The French trailer for ‘Chloe’, starring Liam Nesson, Julianne Moore and Amanda Seyfried, is way better than the American one because it delves deeper into the psychological tug-of-war between the characters. And also because you can see Amandas naked tits and ass a few times.
The movie is about Moore hiring Seyfried to try and seduce her husband, Neeson. He doesn’t go for it, but Amanda gives him a blowjob anyway and Moore gets all huffy about it. Mee-ow! The claws are comin’ out now girlfriend!
09.24.2009 amanda seyfried in gq
It must be exciting for Lindsay Lohan to watch as her supporting actors from ‘Mean Girls’ race along in Hollywood and do more and more good work while she wakes up in a fog at 3pm wondering why her asshole hurts.
One of those co-stars, Amanda Seyfried, is in this months GQ to promote her movies ‘Jennifer’s Body’ with Megan Fox, and ‘Chloe’ with Julianne Moore and Liam Neeson. ‘Chloe’ opens later his year, but an early screening made it one of the stars at the prominent Toronto Film Festival. By comparison, a screening of Lindsays most recent movie, ‘Labor Pains’, made it the star of several prominent trash cans, as people bought it for a dollar but then just threw it away.
