Whoa. Ezra Miller Just Kind Of Accused A Director Of Attempted Statutory Assault. Also Identifies As Non-Man

November 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Fantastic Beastiality star Ezra Miller is about a year late to the #MeMeMeMe! game, but he’s certainly making a splash here on the Dark Web by all but pinpointing artsy director Gus Van Sant as a pedophile. At... READ MORE

Johnny Depp Experienced Domestic Violence At The Hands Of Amber Heard

August 4, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

My first thought when the idea of being beaten by my lover Amber Heard is, I could have been beaten by worse. I can just imagine all of the unreported domestic violence experienced by men in Hollywood. Do you... READ MORE

Amber Heard Is Psychotic But Also Generous

April 13, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Amber Heard contributed to Johnny Depp’s downfall. She walked away with a $7 million settlement, his sanity, and some furniture. Then she proceeded to slide in-between Elon Musk’s arms right after. But then for some reason, she had an... READ MORE

Amber Heard Starting To Lose The Upper Hand

February 6, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Amber Heard is hot but also crazy. Sometimes the balance between the two shifts so much towards the lunatic side of the scale that being hot doesn’t make up for a dumb deed. Fortunately for her the judge who... READ MORE