By Lex August 15, 2013 @ 11:35 AM
I like people who are proud of their sexuality. Gay, straight, bi, they like to violate blue belly lizards, I don’t give a crap. I admire the heck out of them. I’ve never been proud of my sexuality. Like most dudes, I only crow every third new moon when I ‘git some’. Amber Heard made the bold decision to go public with the fact that she’ll fuck both really famous actors and also super hot women. That’s not exactly bisexual so much as it is just really fucking lucky.
Photo Credit: Getty, WENN
Amber Heard has been cured of her homosexuality, and she didn’t even need to go to prayer camp. All she needed was for Johnny Depp to buy her a horse.
Reports surfaced recently that (Heard) received a horse from Depp, her ‘Rum Diary’ costar, as a present.
The actress, who dated female photographer Tasya van Ree for several years, has been quite open about her affinity for Depp. She told Guest of a Guest last year that working with him “is everything you’d hope working with Johnny Depp would be. He’s absolutely amazing, as far as his talent and him as a person.”
So does this mean they’re having sex? Yes, yes it does. Probably. She was gay, but Depp is so handsome she hurdled that minor obstacle and ripped his pants off the second they were alone. Just like your mom when I came over to your house that time and you weren’t there yet. Zing!
By brendon January 16, 2012 @ 6:09 PM
Amber Heard would probably be annoyed to know that I imagine her having sex with other girls every time I see her, but she should have thought of that before she started having sex with other girls. So if she’s not mature enough to admit that there’s a lot of blame to go around on this, well then quite frankly I guess Amber just has a lot of growing up to do.
(image source of amber saturday night at elysiums 5th annual heaven gala, whatever the hell that is = splash, getty and wenn)
By brendon December 19, 2011 @ 4:27 PM
Amber Heards girlfriend is a respected photographer named Tasya van Ree, and blah blah blah blah topless pictures of Amber. Though it’s hard to tell how many.
Most of the ones here should be of Amber, but Tasyas website has a bunch more that might be, with fancy pictures of naked girls all over the place. There’s naked girls getting on the floor, naked girls in some role play and fetish and asphyxiation thing, and naked girls who look like they’re about to start scissoring now that they’re alone. Today finally confirms everything Penthouse taught me about lesbians when I was 12.
(source = tasya van ree, and these pictures are all SFW because they’re in black and white which makes them artistic tits as opposed to pornographic tits)
By brendon December 02, 2011 @ 12:32 PM
No one should ever be defined or thought of simply in terms of their sexuality of course, but if you’re a hot girl who has sex with other hot girls, all bets are off because I’m totally going to do that. Like with Amber Heard. That’s all I think about every single time I see her. You might as well put me in a room with a dragon and ask me to ignore that.
(image source of amber at the 8th annual bahamas international film festival = splash and fame)
Amber Heard was in ‘Drive Angry’, and ‘Pineapple Express’ and ‘Zombieland’, and she stars in the new NBC ‘Mad Men’ rip-off, ‘The Playboy Club’, but mostly she’s famous for being Hollywoods hottest lesbian. I’m still optimistic about us dating though, because with me it would sometimes still be like dating a woman, such as when a bee flies toward my head and I go, “Aaa, AAAAA, is it on me, GET IT OFF ME!”
(image source = getty)