By Matt September 15, 2014 @ 6:05 AM
Amber Rose posted some photos of herself where her body looks pretty hot, but is still attached to her twink face leading to a philosophical conundrum of whether or not banging her makes you gay. Its kind of like letting a dude blow you with the lights off, super gray area. This androgyny coupled with Rose strongly resembling Keanu Reeves in that scene from The Matrix where he wakes up bald and covered in plasma in a human manufacturing plant suggests the fashion world may just be playing one long con on dudes who occasionally flip through magazines at the dentist’s office. Rose has been frequently hired as a model despite being less attractive than the notary typing up her contracts. Some suggest her career success can be traced back to her teen stripper moxie, her relationships with several well known rappers, or just the fact that the power brokers in the fashion industry become super erect at the thought of a tiny alien boy with big tits. Yeah, it’s the last one.
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By Lex April 25, 2014 @ 1:02 PM
Carmen Electra and Joanna Krupa partied the night away at a Hollywood nightclub, pretending they weren’t as old as it says on their birth certificates that are more smudged than the Obama one some operative made on his Adobe Illustrator than ran through a washing machine a couple times. The two good looking ladies of opportunity have become good friends, bonding over their connection of not really having any specific talent but still thriving in the talent industry. It isn’t a science, it’s an art. Like the confidence arts. Wave ‘em in the air like you just don’t care, ladies.
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By Lex July 05, 2013 @ 1:06 PM
Paris Hilton was the life of the beach party at her 4th of July event. She expertly performed her six standard poses with smiles, wore an American flag skirt given to her by the Emir of Qatar after an evening spent trying to translate the word ‘herpes’ into Arabic, and forgot to bring the potato salad. You know girls like this. Amber Rose finally showed up so Paris didn’t have to hear everybody calling her the skankiest girl at the party any longer.
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By Lex July 02, 2013 @ 3:22 PM
Whiz Khalifa, real name Cameron, which is why he changed it to Whiz Khalifa, sucked the tongue out of his new baby mama Amber Rose at the BET Awards. I guess when the paparazzi asked Whiz to kiss his beautiful wife, or whatever she is, the both of them started getting hot and heavy for the cameras. If I’m the event organizer, I’m just glad Amber didn’t drop to her knees and start unbuckling his pants begging for daddy to give it up to mama. Though that actually might have made the BET Awards worth watching.
By brendon August 19, 2009 @ 4:19 PM
Considering how rich he is I always thought Kanye could do better than Amber Rose. She’s not that good looking and her haircut makes her look like she’s from the future, and she has that big ass which I find disgusting but I guess black guys love. The point to all this is that she looked surprisingly good yesterday on the beach in Miami. And by that I mean, “tits”.
(all the topless pics over here. or jumpa jumpa here. hq jump here. source = mavrix online)