Amber Rose Walking Back Her Slut

By Lex October 21, 2015 @ 8:13 AM

Amber Rose Arm Bra For GQ
High off her success at SlutWalk where she raised several hundred dollars for a charity that pays for her bar bill, Amber Rose was tapped by GQ to force their readership to question their sexuality more than ever. Why are you testing me, God? I just wanted to know if fob watches and cuffed trousers were making a comeback. Now I’m eye locked with tranny Vin Diesel’s tits. I love men’s fashion. And cock. Wait, what? Do those tits come in a Fall plaid?

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Amber Rose and Blac Chyna in Disguise

By Lex September 15, 2015 @ 9:01 AM

Amber Rose Big Cleavage In Long Brunette Wig
Amber Rose and Blac Chyna were hard to make out in their disguises over the weekend in Hollywood. Amber Rose went as a desperate weight gaining attention whore while Blac Chyna opted for the same look but with a different colored wig. Paparazzi trailed the two around town because they had nothing better to do and they also like tits in their face. Amber’s gearing up for her Slut Walk in October when she will lead up to eleven women high on meth and Sunny D along one of the abandoned streets of downtown Los Angeles in Spandex and push up bras demanding not to be raped by the still slumbering Skid Row homeless. A couple bipolar vagrants might lean up from their cardboard boxes long enough to stroke one out. That’s a win. This is just the first year of the event.

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Amber Rose and Blac Chyna Take Back Horrible Words at MTV VMAs

By Lex August 30, 2015 @ 8:07 PM


Amber Rose and Blac Chyna made a bold statement on the red carpet of the MTV VMA’s wearing dresses covered brightly in all the bad words people call women. More specifically, the bad words people call these two women. The slogans were in lieu of providing a reason besides making illegitimate rapper babies that Rose and Chyna were part of MTV’s cynical salute to the world’s most commercially successful shitty music. A couple trannies who may have been ripping the girls’ moves followed suit with outfits covered in just the word ‘faggot’ proving that misogynists are far more verbally creative than homophobes.

The striking wardrobe was used to help promote the Amber Rose Slut Walk on October 3 in Los Angeles. No, I don’t just make this shit up. The Slut Walk is a thing that started in Toronto in 2011 when a bunch of feminists heard that some mountie told a rape prevention seminar that women make themselves targets if they dress like sluts. Imagine the furor. Now every October a block full of women dressed as slutty as possible march down whatever they call streets in Canada. Lanes maybe. If Slut Walk sounds at all enticing, you’re imagining the wrong women. Amber Rose took the Slut Walk and slapped her name in front of it for an L.A. gathering of women looking to empower themselves through the role model shoes of Amber Rose. Stilettos filled with the cum of several wanted men.

I’m not sure how much you’d need to drink before any of this made sense, but probably just enough to get you raped.

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Amber Rose and Blac Chyna Hawking Glasses

By Lex August 28, 2015 @ 9:40 AM

Amber Rose Promotes Eyewear With Blac Chyna
Amber Rose and Blac Chyna are two women who know a thing or two about being knocked up by rappers just passing through. Also stylish eyewear and disfiguring artificial anatomical enhancements. Combined, it’s a powerful force in marketing that might sell up to eleven pairs of glasses. This is what happens when you tell your ad agency you can’t afford Nicki Minaj.

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Amber Rose Catfish Bait

By Matt August 19, 2015 @ 8:29 AM


Some weird Russians as opposed to the normal genial barbecuing types you see in the movies used Amber Rose to bait desperate third world whores into a prostitution ring. Rose had no idea, but they could have just asked her. There’s not much more information, but apparently they just used one of her arcane Instagram video posts and pretended Rose was on board to recruit voluntary victims. What’s unclear is what straight male wants to fuck Vin Diesel in a ladies swimsuit. The LAPD is investigating in between tasering eight year olds for waving their snow cones in a threatening manner. I’ve never gone gay, but I’ve always thought if you’re going to do something do it right. Fuck this middle ground. Blow Joe Montana. This dude with a pussy is just fucking creepy. Derek Jeter’s let himself go.

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Blac Chyna and Amber Rose Have Each Other

By Lex June 29, 2015 @ 9:54 AM

The list of chicks who’ve lost their upstanding black men to the Kardashian family is expanding. Occasionally these wandering whores confab and rub their big fake titties up against one another and lament the draw for rappers of Kardashian steamy junk holes. Everybody handles grief in their own manner. There’s no shame in settling. You think a dentist is going to tell you, bitch, your big old ass just don’t do it for me anymore? Nay. Ask for the N20 and keep your eyes on your Yeezy booties. DDS wives don’t live fast, but they do make it to forty. A Cadillac is just a Jewish Ferrari. What do you mean I can’t wear this top in synagogue?

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