Amber Tamblyn Tapped to Be Obligatory Gay Character on Two and a Half Men

By Lex August 09, 2013 @ 3:32 PM

Amber Tamblyn And Kristen Schall At An After Party In New York
Eventually, every show on television will be about funny, well-adjusted, compassionate gay people showing straight people how stupid and hypocritical they are. Yeah, once in a while this will mean a show with two reasonably hot chicks making out, but for the most part, it’s just going to be an endless not so subtle attempt by Hollywood to make gay people much more awesome than non-gay people. Personally, I could care less about gay pendulums swinging, setting examples for the children, or the role of media in defining our cultural norms, I just want to see some tits on basic cable before the Good Lord calls me home. Can somebody start working on this civil rights travesty?

Here’s Amber Tamblyn. She’s going to play the lesbian daughter on Two and a Half Men starting next season, replacing all the funny actors they fired.

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DAVID CROSS IS TAPPIN THIS

By brendon April 17, 2008 @ 7:08 AM

"Arrested Development" and “Andy Richter Controls the Universe” were two of the greatest shows ever, and I hate you, you personally, because they got canceled.  But at least it seems David Cross has rebounded nicely, and by that I mean he’s now dating Amber Tamblyn.  For the record, Cross is 43, Tamblyn is 24.  The Post says…

“Arrested Development" star David Cross arrived at the after-party for Morgan Spurlock's new documentary, "Where in the World Is Osama bin Laden?," at Pink Elephant Tuesday night with "Joan of Arcadia" star Amber Tamblyn.  The two "were definitely together, making out and barely came up for air the whole night," our spy said.

It’s always a little weird that a girl would date someone so much older, but whatever.  What am I, a social worker?  It's not my fault daddy didn’t pay attention to her, I just wanna nail some hot teen ass.