Henifaa Yopez wont let her songs be sung on Idol

Jennifer Lopez is a mean selfish cunt and everyone hates her, so needless to say that's exactly how she's acting at her new job as a judge on American Idol. Specifically, by telling contestants what songs they're allowed to sing. Celebuzz says… After hearing a few... read more

it's the new American Idol judges

'American Idol' officially announced Henniffa Yopez and Steven Tyler as their two new judges this afternoon, with Ryan Seacrest on the 'Idol' stage hosting a big announcement show, and Holy Shit is this thing boring. I starting watching it to see Lopez get announced, but... read more

Jennifer Lopez is the new 'Idol' judge, a complete bitch

Jennifer Lopez is a mean selfish cunt and everyone hates her, so when reports claimed her insane demands made it impossible for 'American Idol' to sign her as a judge this season, they seemed extremely believable. After all it was only 7 months ago that Sony records ... read more

American Idol might still hire Jennifer Lopez

Despite being unpopular, unqualified, and a demanding pain in the ass, Jennifer Lopez is apparently still the producers top choice as the third judge on American Idol next season, and things could be official in just a few days. It's astounding, but TMZ says...... read more

Friday morning headlines

RIHANNA - says there is no typo on her tat, as was reported yesterday. "Rebelle fleur translates to rebel flower, NOT rebellious flower, it's 2 nouns so in that case fleur does not HAVE to be first!" So see. Her dumb tat works on a lot of different levels. (ok!) JENNIFER... read more

monday headlines

AVRIL LAVIGNE - went swimming in Malibu yesterday and for a second her top slipped down a little (NSFW version here). If you can't open the picture right now, just imagine someone took Grovers nose and put it on a dry erase board. Except not that sexy. (the sun) LADY... read more

JLo and Steven Tyler are the new American Idol judges

Bored indifference is sweeping the nation today because there's been a series of reports, breaking one after another, about the new judges panel for American Idol. First Ellen DeGeneres announced on her twitter she was leaving after just one year, then Kara DioGuardi was... read more

miley cyrus will be on 'american idol' this week

In what sounds like some sort of elaborate trick, Miley Cyrus will go on American Idol this week as a mentor to the remaining 11 contestants. Meaning she'll teach them what she knows about singing and a career in Hollywood. The winner will be determined by who can stifle... read more

what a sexy show this is

Last night 'American Idol' stopped in Dallas, where one of the contestants was a 23-year-old with a whip and wrapped in skin tight leather named Erica Rhodes. She dressed that way because she used to be in the cast of ‘Barney and Friends', and wanted to show the judges... read more

katy perry has had enough

Katy Perry was one of the guest judges last night on 'American Idol' when they stopped in LA, and you may find this hard to believe but she seemed to be annoyed by Kara DiWhateverhernameis, and even threatened to throw a drink in her face. Rawwrr! This kittens got claws!... read more

Little Nicky has his first single

Adam Lambert | MySpace Video When Little Nicky was on 'American Idol' last year, many were wondering what he was gonna do in the studio because on stage he was at his best when singing over the top insanity and screaming like a woman. The answer was to have Alain... read more

paula vs. ellen, round 1

VH1 Divas | Divas Video Last night Paula Abdul channeled all her seething contempt for Ellen DeGeneres and opened the 2009 VH1 Divas concert by doing an impression of her. Meaning she dressed like a man and danced like she was smuggling something packed inside her anus.... read more