Paula Abdul has still got it

Paula Abdul mocked the very premise of her own show last night when she lip-synched her new song on "American Idol", and no one expects you to watch this whole clip, because that would be mean, especially since you only need to see two things to understand her idiocy: Around the 2:20 mark, a nice young man helps her across the stage (it's more reminiscent of what you would see in a nursing home going in the more

morning headlines

BRUNO – the first cut of the follow-up to “Borat” has received an NC-17 rating. Maybe because of the scene where the black baby he bought arrives in a cardboard box at the airport. Or because you can see the baby in pictures of Bruno having gay sex. And yet he’s still a better parent than either of the Lohans. (source = the wrap)MADONNA – the fundraiser she held 14 months ago to raise money for Malawi brought in more

afternoon headlines

ISAIAH WASHINGTON - the former “Grey's Anatomy” star is being evicted from his home near Santa Monica because he is 5 months late on the rent. Which in this case equals $100,000. People in Omaha who pay 2 grand for a five-bedroom with a fenced yard must be laughing their ass off right now. (source = ap) AMERICAN IDOL - producers for the show admitted today that the group number that opens each results show more

someone here craves attention

Katrina Darrell is better known as the girl who auditioned for "American Idol" in a bikini, then tried to make out with Ryan Seacrest. She made it through the first two rounds but got bounced this week because she sorta sucked and was annoying. People should vote for Casey Carlson instead, who is twice as hot while trying half as hard. She's a natural beauty, much like myself. And she can sing, so she doesn’t have more

american idol kicked off pacitti

Just last night Joanna Pacitti was chosen to advance to the final 36 on American Idol Season 8, but early this morning producers kicked her off the show citing her relationship with some close to the show and her previous record contract (more on that here). EW says...Pacitti has been booted from the competition and replaced by 26-year-old Felicia Barton. "It has been determined that Joanna Pacitti is ineligible more

joanna pacitti might be cheating

American Idol doesn’t exactly have the greatest reputation in the world when it comes to fairness and being as open as they claim, so it would be a bad idea if a personal friend of the producers and a music industry vet made it to the finals. Oh hey guess what...Star reports that Joanna Pacitti is no newcomer to the business, having released a major label album in 2006, starred in a MTV documentary, opened for more

birth of a super villain

I'm sure a better clip of this dude will show up later, but if you didn't see him on American Idol tonight, you missed a real treat. He was like a mad scientists assistant, except for that nifty striped shirt of more


After the lowest ratings ever last year, American Idol is mixing things up this season and adding a fourth judge. She is songwriter Kara DioGuardi, and she’s written songs for Britney, Gwen Stefani, Pink, Leona Lewis, and Nicole whats-her-name from the Pussycat Dolls (pictured above) among others. Although I looked at the list (on her website here) and I’ve only heard of one of these fuckin songs, and that one more


I didn’t watch a second of American idol this year, but David Cook is this years winner. I don’t know who that is, or if he’s any good, but this picture came up when I ran a search on Getty. No wonder he won. He gives everyone presents on Christmas. People love more


Controversy on "American Idol" last night, after Paula Abduls drunk ass told finalist Jason Castro that his second song left her a little empty. Quite possibly because he didn’t sing a second song. Randy tries to cover for her, but Paula blurts out, "Oh my god, I thought you sang twice". To be fair to Paula, it is hard to be moved by things that don't happen. Why just this morning I was not invited to judge more


TOM CRUISE IS FUNNY - The New York Times says an industry screening Tuesday night for the Ben Stiller movie "Tropic Thunder" – the one where Robert Downy Jr plays a black guy – was noteworthy mostly for the surprise cameo by Tom Cruise as a fat, balding and ruthless movie executive. The uncredited cameo was supposed to be a surprise, as Cruise is not included in any commercials or promotional material, but you can more


If you’re not keeping up with the Bulgarian version of "American Idol", your life isn't as happy and dance filled as it should be. I don't think I'm exaggerating one bit when i say this young man may be the most electrifying singer of our generation. (relive the magic from last weeks episode)read more


The Daily News quotes a report by the Associated Press saying that American Idol finalist David Hernandez, "appeared fully nude and performed lap dances for the club's mostly male clientèle" at a gay strip club in Phoenix (*). The story was seemingly first reported by the scourge of American Idol, Vote For The Worst. This is mostly noteworthy because David claims to be straight. A few quotes from VFTW:Since we more


Last nights "American Idol" premiere had the usual collection of retards trying to be funny and failing miserably. Us magazine says these were the three worst auditions (other two here), but the only one with William Hungs showmanship and star quality is the Star Wars chick. She even does a wookie impression. Why? Because her life is more


Last night, Sanjaya was finally voted off of "American Idol". I have no idea if that's good or not because I've never watched this show and I have no idea if he can sing, but his sister has really big tits, so I for one am outraged. The clip is still fun though because Sanjaya gets the news, then hugs some girl I've never seen before for far longer than is appropriate. Then he hugs her some more and they stand more