katy perry has had enough

Katy Perry was one of the guest judges last night on 'American Idol' when they stopped in LA, and you may find this hard to believe but she seemed to be annoyed by Kara DiWhateverhernameis, and even threatened to throw a drink in her face. Rawwrr! This kittens got claws!... read more

Little Nicky has his first single

Adam Lambert | MySpace Video When Little Nicky was on 'American Idol' last year, many were wondering what he was gonna do in the studio because on stage he was at his best when singing over the top insanity and screaming like a woman. The answer was to have Alain... read more

paula vs. ellen, round 1

VH1 Divas | Divas Video Last night Paula Abdul channeled all her seething contempt for Ellen DeGeneres and opened the 2009 VH1 Divas concert by doing an impression of her. Meaning she dressed like a man and danced like she was smuggling something packed inside her anus.... read more

Ellen has joined American Idol

Ellen DeGeneres is a mean-spirited ungrateful bitch who many, many people in Hollywood genuinely despise (more on that here). She also has no practical experience in the music industry. Combine these two things and it only makes sense that she's been named the fourth... read more

Posh may be permanent

Victoria Beckham of course filled in for Paual Abdul when auditions began last week in Denver for season 9 of "American Idol", but according to producers it was to be a one time thing. And yet now E! is reporting that Victoria is on her way to Boston for the second round... read more

Afternoon Headlines

VICTORIA BECKHAM - was in Denver today to fill in for Paula Abdul on the first day of American Idol auditions. New rumors claim Paula may still return if they pay her 10M. To recap: Paula quit late Tuesday night, and by Friday morning the producers had replaced her with... read more

Good riddance jackass

Oh holy crap finally. Finally, finally, Paula Abduls dumb ass is off "American Idol", saying on her twitter page 11 hours ago: With sadness in my heart, I've decided not to return to Idol. I'll miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of all I'll miss being a part of... read more

Paula deserves a raise

It goes without saying that Paula Abdul never has any idea WTF she's talking about. I've seen what people look like when they're high. What they look like is exactly like this. Which is a real hurdle when your contract is up and your job is to offer lucid commentary and... read more

Simon Cowell will make 144m

144 million dollars per season. 144 million. Dollars. One hundred. And forty-four. Million. Dollars.  Per season.  Which is five months long. 144 million dollars for five months.  Five months. One hundred and forty-four million dollars to judge "American Idol". For five... read more

Best story ever?

Today will certainly be embarrassing for 2008 "American Idol" runner-up David Archuleta, and I'm sure he would appreciate everyone's understanding and discretion. But that sure as fuck isn't gonna happen here. Not after his pain-in-ass-dad got busted with his dick in a... read more

Afternoon Headlines

MICHAEL LOHAN - Lindsays dad was apparently arrested on April 6th for threatening to kill his fiancée and himself when she tried to break up with him.  I wonder if that worked.  I normally just beg and cry and lay down in front of her tires. (source = ny post) AMERICAN... read more

God this show is dumb

This is the only decent video I could find showing Ryan Seacrest announcing the winner of last nights "American Idol", and it opens with Adam Lambert and the dude whose name I'm not even gonna bother to learn because there's no point singing "We Are the Champions" with... read more