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Ellen has joined American Idol

September 10, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ellen DeGeneres is a mean-spirited ungrateful bitch who many, many people in Hollywood genuinely despise (more on that here). She also has no practical experience in the music industry. Combine these two things and it only makes sense that... READ MORE

Posh may be permanent

August 13, 2009 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Victoria Beckham of course filled in for Paual Abdul when auditions began last week in Denver for season 9 of “American Idol”, but according to producers it was to be a one time thing. And yet now E! is... READ MORE

Afternoon Headlines

August 8, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

VICTORIA BECKHAM – was in Denver today to fill in for Paula Abdul on the first day of American Idol auditions. New rumors claim Paula may still return if they pay her 10M. To recap: Paula quit late Tuesday... READ MORE

Good riddance jackass

August 5, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Oh holy crap finally. Finally, finally, Paula Abduls dumb ass is off “American Idol”, saying on her twitter page 11 hours ago: With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to Idol. I’ll miss nurturing all the... READ MORE

Paula deserves a raise

July 20, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It goes without saying that Paula Abdul never has any idea WTF she’s talking about. I’ve seen what people look like when they’re high. What they look like is exactly like this. Which is a real hurdle when your... READ MORE

Simon Cowell will make 144m

June 30, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

144 million dollars per season. 144 million. Dollars. One hundred. And forty-four. Million. Dollars.  Per season.  Which is five months long. 144 million dollars for five months.  Five months. One hundred and forty-four million dollars to judge “American Idol”.... READ MORE

Best story ever?

June 18, 2009 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Today will certainly be embarrassing for 2008 “American Idol” runner-up David Archuleta, and I’m sure he would appreciate everyone’s understanding and discretion. But that sure as fuck isn’t gonna happen here. Not after his pain-in-ass-dad got busted with his... READ MORE

Afternoon Headlines

May 27, 2009 | Photos | editor| 0 Comments

MICHAEL LOHAN – Lindsays dad was apparently arrested on April 6th for threatening to kill his fiancée and himself when she tried to break up with him.  I wonder if that worked.  I normally just beg and cry and... READ MORE

God this show is dumb

May 21, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

This is the only decent video I could find showing Ryan Seacrest announcing the winner of last nights “American Idol”, and it opens with Adam Lambert and the dude whose name I’m not even gonna bother to learn because... READ MORE

Paula Abdul has still got it

May 7, 2009 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Paula Abdul mocked the very premise of her own show last night when she lip-synched her new song on “American Idol”, and no one expects you to watch this whole clip, because that would be mean, especially since you... READ MORE

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