I MISS WILLIAM HUNG

Last nights "American Idol" premiere had the usual collection of retards trying to be funny and failing miserably. Us magazine says these were the three worst auditions (other two here), but the only one with William Hungs showmanship and star quality is the Star Wars... read more

THE DREAM IS OVER

Last night, Sanjaya was finally voted off of "American Idol". I have no idea if that's good or not because I've never watched this show and I have no idea if he can sing, but his sister has really big tits, so I for one am outraged.  The clip is still fun though because... read more

BORAT? REALLY?

The much talked American Idol season finale will be more than just the final episode where the winner is reveled, it will be a ambitious poverty-relief campaign, with guest performances by Gwen Stefani, Josh Groban, Pink, Michael Bubl, Annie Lennox, Il Divo and Borat.  ... read more