More Melania Hate, It Must Be Her Amazing Tits (VIDEO)

November 22, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hollywood is beyond pissed that Hillary Clinton is not coronating into the White House in January. It's deep and furious and building up pressure like a toilet jammed with the used tampons of glass ceiling victims. READ MORE

Jared Leto Can Name Up to Two American Immigrants (VIDEO)

November 23, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jared Leto was tasked with the obligatory awards ceremony ode to third world suffering felt heavily by wealthy celebrities because of how many foreign speaking nannies and gardeners they employ. Also, many of them are presently fucking Czech models. Leto read a... READ MORE

Aubrey O’Day’s Breasts Attended The American Music Awards

November 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Last night, the crown jewel of music award ceremonies that nobody really gives a rat’s ass about, the American Music Awards, took place in Los Angeles, and everyone from Miley Cyrus to Taylor Swift showed up to pat each... READ MORE