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Harvey Weinstein is apparently livid over Amy Adams being bumped from Today. It’s unclear why but possibly because he masturbates thinking about her and that means something. It’s possible Weinstein has actually calculated the loss of revenue for Adams being unable to promote the film to Today’s geriatric audience and wants to be reimbursed for his missing birthday card with the five bucks in it. Page Six, who either pays street people in Mickey’s Big Mouths to be anonymous sources, or simply skips that step and allows their writers to make up quotes with sock puppets on their hands, has this to offer:
“Weinstein wants a formal apology or at least an independent investigation into what happened by an independent authority like Rudy Giuliani.”
Yeah and a helicopter and a million in cash. What the fuck are you talking about? My Source just told me Weinstein is going to bring Tupac back from his island to issue a complaint to Today in person unless they let Adams give an on-air dominatrix session to Matt Lauer. On second thought that checks out. He’s not the most powerful man in showbiz for nothing.
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Highly fuckable starlet Amy Adams was bumped from the Today Show after she refused to talk about the Sony hack. I guess she was afraid that Scott Rudin would send nasty emails about gingers if she did.
Read all about Amy getting dissed by bald Matt Lauer. (Dlisted)
They finally bury Casey Kasem…6 months after he died. (TMZ)
Douchebaggery is back in this Entourage movie trailer. (Huffington Post)
Do you want to see Elsa Hosk naked? Then look no further! (Drunken Stepfather)
Katie Cassidy in a bikini is notching up my arrow, if you know what I mean. (Hollywood Tuna)
Jehane “Gigi” Paris should just wear a bikini all the time. (Popoholic)
Bill Cosby also apparently raped Sammy Davis, Jr’s girlfriend. (The Superficial)
Among the idiotic jobs you may not know exist is celebrity spotters for fashion companies. These Mensa candidates scan all the paparazzi photos to see if any celebrity is wearing or holding any of their client’s high-priced child-labor sewn goods and then alert the gossip sites. That way breathless recent college grads can blog shit like ‘Jennifer Lawrence was wearing a gorgeous necklace by Douchenozzle’ and stuff that makes woman go buy more Douchenozzle products when they’re at the mall. The chick who works for Valentino spotted Amy Adams toting around one of the Italian designers new handbags. So she zipped right into press release mode.
We are pleased to announce Amy Adams carrying the Valentino Garavani Rockstud Duble bag from the Spring/Summer 2014 collection on Feb. 6 in New York
Well, of course, you’re going to want the Rockstud Duble when you’re burying your dead heroin addicted friend. Everybody jumped for fucking cover after this press release started getting bitched out on social media for using Philip Seymour Hoffman’s funeral as a publicity turn. Amy Adams assured the world that she wasn’t getting paid to carry around a $20 beach bag that goes for $3,000 at the Duty Free in Hong Kong. Valentino apologized for not knowing Philip Seymour Hoffman couldn’t handle his H and for talking about gay sex well into his late 70′s. Then everyone agreed to share an expresso and make fun of people who purchase off the rack at department stores.
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There’s nothing more magical than two hot girls getting it on. Amy Adams ranted on and on about the acting moment and how powerful it was in the scene where she kisses Jennifer Lawrence in American Hustle and how it was all really heightened craft. Yeah, I suppose that means something to the lady readers. Men could care less if it’s real or fake or powerful or if you’re just thinking about how this is the young bitch who’s starting to take all your jobs and maybe you should bite her tongue off to deform her. Just get your parts on each other, start making circular motions, and moan. That’s the craft right there.
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Amy Adams was one of the stars in attendance for the Closing Night Gala presentation of “Her” at the 51st New York Film Festival, and I know this because her tits were there, too. A lot of people are probably going to criticize Amy for walking around with her breasts hanging out at a prestigious event, when she’s such a well-respected actress and all, but I think it was pretty smart. Otherwise, she’d have spent the whole night having people ask her to hold their coats or get them drinks while they tried to convince Olivia Wilde to get comfortable, undo a button and stay a while.
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