Amy Schumer Receives Baby Cake With Weak Anal Cavity

February 1, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It seems like ugly runs in Amy Schumer’s family. Ugly Amy received an ugly gift from in-laws that ended up being an ugly baby shower cake complete with partially prolapsed butthole. I’m not surprised that Schumer’s cake looks like... READ MORE

Amy Schumer Reminds Women To Love Their Body Fat

January 22, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Amy Schumer wants to bask in all of her hideous glory. Her attitude is just as huge as the last pair of jeans she purchased. What did you expect from a woman who hasn’t fit a size 16 since... READ MORE

Schumer Wants Credit For Super Bowl Boycott

December 27, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Amy Schumer sure is a magical woman. I just wish making herself disappear was one of her tricks. Amy is to NFL Boycotts as Nicole Arbour is to the “This Is America” music video. Both females that allegedly claim... READ MORE

Amy Schumer Is Making Attire For The Bigger Woman

December 3, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m not that deep. Usually when I get a gut feeling it means I have to fart. I’m not trying to find any hidden meanings behind the things certain celebrities do. If everyone was more straightforward, this world would... READ MORE

Amy Schumer Feels Extremely Attractive And Sexualized

October 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Apparently, being a woman is pretty rough. But being Amy Schumer, even worse. Long time fuggo, fatty, and unfunny female Amy recently had some hot takes about hot women. It weighs heavy on her heart that hot women have... READ MORE

Amy Schumer Replaced By More Accurate Barbie For Movie

October 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The only way Amy Schumer can ever feel pretty is if Marc Silverstein directs it. Hollywood quickly reminded her that when a woman’s schtick is being fat, she can’t fit into the conventional Barbie mold, or movie role. Unless... READ MORE