Now that Amy Winehouse has some rock hard implants to compliment her pale, sickly figure, you may be telling people there’s no way she could get any hotter. Well it turns out you’re a god damn liar! The Sun says…
(Amys dad Mitch) revealed the real reason behind Amy’s trip to hospital at the weekend - and it’s not pretty.
He said: “She’s fine, she just had a little (Mitch points to his chest) leaky something or other.”
And according to the Mirror…
A friend of Amy’s adds: “She saw something oozing out on to her top. She was worried as they looked wonky and to see stuff seeping out was horrible.”
Me and Amy are heatin things up this morning, because the gallery below has some of her topless beach pics from last summer. After a sexy swim in the ocean, Amy went to the wrong hotel room, took an entire bottle of codeine the guest happen to have, drank all the alcohol from their bar, then passed out naked on the floor. Actually I made that up but it sounds like something she would do, so it probably is true.
You’re gonna find this very hard to believe, but Amy Winehouse was stumbling around in the streets drunk last night and her ill fitting dress slid down off her new implants. With any normal girl that may be sexy, but not Amy. With Amy it looks more like some kind of cave woman announcing an attack. After this she probably blew into a rams horn then crouched behind her shield/garbage can lid.
(source = flynet)
Amy Winehouse attended the 2009 Q Awards last night in London, and dogs would still back away while growling if her ugly ass walked into the room, but her new breast implants are working their magic and helping as much as they can. For the record, if you put your thumb or a post-it note over her face for a few minutes, it’ll make this a billion times easier.
(9 more starting here. source = getty images)
All last week there were reports that were clearly not true, claiming Amy Winehouse was reborn during her vacation on St Lucia, and she was cleaning up her act and swearing off the drugs and alcohol. Oh hey guess what…
A Wasted Amy Winehouse was reduced to crawling up to holidaymakers and grabbing their drinks — after fed-up resort staff refused to serve her.
Each day seems to start with good intentions as she limbers up with yoga-style stretches before swinging into action on exercise rings.
But by lunchtime bikini-clad Amy is relaxing with a drink on the beach or even openly smoking joints by the pool.
Come nightfall and she is hitting the bottle with pals — despite the booze ban agreed by her management and staff.
What that last sentence means is the staff ins't supposed to serve her alcohol, but Amy has a plan, with each phase more fiendish and clever than the last.
She was spotted creeping up behind one woman, asking for a cigarette and then sprinting away with her cocktail.
A source at the £200-a-night resort said: “We keep catching her crawling past bars, or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests’ drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut.”
Ahem … "She grabs guests' drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut." Oh that's right. What a lady. This new boyfriend she found sure is one lucky fella. I think he and I should duel for her love. I declare pistols at dawn!
People should just assume by now that if they see Amy Winehouse, she’s going to be dirty and smell bad and will almost definitely assault someone. It’s happened every single day for three years, so I think by now it’s a very justified prejudice. Oh hey guess what’s going on during her vacation in St Lucia…
Amy Winehouse escaped an assault probe after hurling a glass of water over a woman tourist.
The incident, on Saturday night, is the latest in a series of flashpoints with other … Staff at her hotel on St Lucia claim she has infuriated holidaymakers with her antics during her two-week stay.
A source claimed: Everyone wants Amy to disappear. Her attack on this guest was the last straw.
She walks around in the same grimy bikini bottoms each day with her boobs on show, gets drunk, gropes waiters and is rude to male staff. She’s hardly the most popular guest.
As god as my witness if Amy Winehouse threw a glass of water on me I would punch her square in the face and she would hit the ground in a lump and lay there so motionless you'd think she just fell out of a plane.
(picture source = bauer griffin)
Angelina Jolie better hope her man doesn't see these, because not even he could help but day dream after seeing the way Amy Winehouse was rubbing her sexy titties on the beach in St Lucia this weekend (more from the Sun). And who can blame her? If you had a sexy body like that you’d be all up on it too. I like to think she finished this move by licking her nipples, but that’s because I'm super turned on right now. And does anyone else see a rainbow behind her in the water in that banner picture, or is that rainbow just in my heart? I think I just fell in love.
(picture source = splash news)
