
I didn't think I hated you, but then I noticed I was posting pictures of Amy Winehouse pulling her pants down and exposing her pubic hairs. Would I do that unless you were a total jerk? I can't imagine I would, so yeah, it's official, you suck. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
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Amy Winehouse, who at some point turned into Gargamel, gave a stiff arm to her OWN SECURITY GUARD as she returned home after a night of drinking. Someone needs to step up and do something about this menace. I'm taking my message to the kids, they may be our last hope.
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Blake Fielder-Civil has been married to Amy Winehouse since May of 2007, and has been in prison since November of 2007. He’s also widely considered to be the person who got Amy Winehouse hopelessly addicted to drugs, an addiction she shows no signs of ever addressing. But good news; he’s had an epiphany in jail and decided never to stray from the law or do drugs again. Oh wait never mind. The Sun UK says…
Blake Fielder-Civil takes heroin in his prison cell hours before wife Amy Winehouse begs for his release.
Our exclusive pictures show him heating the drug on foil before inhaling fumes through a tube – known to addicts as “chasing the dragon”.
The skinny and pale lag, who had claimed to be off drugs, is also seen squatting on his cell toilet as he prepares his stash.
Blake, 25, took his fix in London’s Pentonville Prison hours before singer Amy’s pleas for his freedom during her shows at the Nelson Mandela birthday concert and Glastonbury.
A Pentonville source said: “Blake takes heroin whenever he can get hold of it. His claims to be clean are a fallacy and it is obvious he remains dependent.
“There is nothing to suggest he won’t carry on when he’s outside and back with Amy. If she takes him back into her life when she is trying to get clean it will be a recipe for disaster.”
I think one good way to solve the problem of these two being a constant drain on England’s court and legal system for the next decade would be to kill them. Ta-da!

Three days ago, Amy Winehouse left the hospital after being told that if she continued to do drugs and smoke and drink, she would die. Amy didn’t do any sort of rehab, then walked out of the hospital and onto the path to salvation. With a cigarette in her mouth. Then yesterday she walked out of some London store with three bottles of alcohol in her hand. What could possibly happen next. I bet it's shocking.

Amy Winehouse left the hospital in London yesterday after being admitted 8 days ago for … um … "fainting". The Sun says…
AMY WINEHOUSE looks smiles better after leaving hospital yesterday — in a picture that will give hope to millions of her fans. She was snapped in a car in London as it was revealed she has mild emphysema — caused by smoking crack cocaine and cigarettes. But her dad Mitch said she would recover from the lung disease if she quits. Amy hopes to perform at both Glastonbury and NELSON MANDELA’s birthday concert in London’s Hyde Park this weekend.
And then Amy never did drugs or smoked again. The End! Yaay!
Except for yesterday, just minutes after walking out of the hospital, when she had the cigarette in the picture above (from the Daily Mail). Will she get drunk after this? Who knows? When you’re a crack addict on the verge of death, you just have to follow your heart.

The Daily Mail refers to Amy Winehouse’s father Mitch as "devoted" today, and I assume they’re being sarcastic because after that they print a thousand words, confirming Amy has emphysema and is on the verge of death from drug abuse and neglect.
Winehouse, who has contracted emphysema, was rushed to hospital last week.
"She's covered in nicotine patches," Mitch told Radio 5 Live today.
"The only thing that can go into her lungs are fresh air. She faces a stark choice - either she sticks to it or she won't sing again."
Yesterday Mitch told of how his world-famous daughter could be forced to wear a permanent oxygen mask to survive if she doesn't follow medical advice.
"To think this could be my beautiful 24-year-old daughter's life is preposterous. But if drugs mean more to her than breathing properly, then so be it."
Mitch has urged her drug dealers and addict friends such as rocker Pete Doherty – who has been spending time with the 24-year-old since his release from prison last month – to stay away from her.
"I'm saying to those drug dealers, and they know who they are, if they are supplying crack to Amy, then they've got to take responsibility.”
Well that should take care of that. If there’s anything crack dealers fear, it’s a stern lecture about responsibility. Fuck the police or violent reprisals, Mitch’s shame-based approach to the drug war should bring the underworld to it's knees. Once word of this gets out, drugs in London should be a thing of the past by Friday at the very latest.