Ana Braga Celebrates Christmas

Holidays are a great time to dress festively and take in all the richness of the season. Who doesn't want to take a turn at wardrobing in the manner of Santa, or his reindeer, or that chick who milked his prostate for a Buffalo nickel at the truck stop in Pueblo. read more

Ana Braga Anatomy Lessons for the Kids

Every city has women gravely seeking attention. Los Angeles has an entire semi-professional class of these ladies. It's an entirely new census class of people living in the shadows of society. read more

Ana Braga in A Bikini

This Brazilian chick with the bleached blond hair is either promoting soccer, the Olympics in Brazil, or how easy it is to take ambitious bikini models far away enough from the city that hounds won't sniff out her remains until next Spring. It's hard for a player out... read more

Phoebe Price And Ana Braga Working It, But Who's Paying?

You can view those stories of 30-something career minor league ballplayers hanging on for their shot as inspiring tales of commitment to a dream or profiles in futility. There's a rich psychological profiling that can be done based upon your answer. Phoebe Price has spent... read more

Ana Braga And Phoebe Price Street Vendors

The fifteenth year of a fifteen year run trying to get noticed in Hollywood is not the time to be pulling out the public sex teasing. This is rookie year antics. Getting older doesn't have to suck. Getting older in a thong does. When you start pulling that bikini out of... read more

Phoebe Price And Ana Braga Sideboob Stretching

This park just took a decent ratings hit on Yelp. PG-rated tit shows by braless older models won't win you female or male fans. That gunt cost you big in my Cons section. I just came through to buy some weed. Why did you have to ruin the park for the good people? Photo... read more

Ana Braga Cruising Miami

Federal employment figures are naturally misleading. Sure you've got a job, but it's riding your bike around Miami in a swimsuit so older men in the street cafes can masturbate into plantain peels. They are the Cuban fleshlights. Ana Braga skin pallor indicates she's... read more

Ana Braga in A Bikini

Cara Delevingne was bitching over the weekend about how the paparazzi are forever trying to shoot up her skirt. The frenzied photographers instinctively know what you've got that sells. Cara has a vagina. This blond Brazilian chick has a hiney she raises in the air every... read more

Ana Braga White Bikini Squat

Nobody squats quite like this oddly blond Brazilian chick. I used to think it was part of her model posing warmups, now I'm certain she's relieving herself on the Miami Beach promenade. It's not for anybody to judge the customs of foreign cultures. The Chinese gorge... read more

Ana Braga Light Stretching In A Tiny Bikini

There's a Cutler fan in every bunch. You can always spot them. Hopeful optimists who see the best in people. This is the year Uncle Stan finally gets over meth. It's been a ride. I bet that pastor from Seventh Heaven no longer likes young girls. He is a man of God.... read more

Ana Braga Nipple Show

It's impossible to look serious when your nipples are exposed. At some point Ted Cruz will selfie himself topless shooting an MK-19 at ISIS mannequins and pretending his clavicle isn't disintegrating. Which only proves my point. This chick seems more gutty than Cruz, but... read more

Angelique Morgan And Ana Braga in Bikinis

There's a social theory that like minded individuals will eventually seek each other outand coalesce into groups. Craigslist has expedited this process with their Metrosexual Males Married to Kendra Wilkinson Seeking Curious Tranny Bottoms Into Tennis personals sections.... read more