Ana Braga Nipple Show

By Lex August 07, 2015 @ 8:59 AM

Ana Braga Nip Slip In Miami
It’s impossible to look serious when your nipples are exposed. At some point Ted Cruz will selfie himself topless shooting an MK-19 at ISIS mannequins and pretending his clavicle isn’t disintegrating. Which only proves my point. This chick seems more gutty than Cruz, but it’s all the same. Yes, I want to hear about the Rio street kids wading in the river of bottles. But your teat has me Googling the odds of contracting gonorrhea through Adult Nursing Relationships and wines to pair with Taco Bell. You can’t have everything. I’ll take the Chalupa and the Fume Blanc. Stow that tit.

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Angelique Morgan And Ana Braga in Bikinis

By Lex May 13, 2015 @ 1:02 PM

Angelique Morgan And Ana Braga Pink Bikinis In Miami
There’s a social theory that like minded individuals will eventually seek each other out and coalesce into groups. Craigslist has expedited this process with their Metrosexual Males Married to Kendra Wilkinson Seeking Curious Tranny Bottoms Into Tennis personals sections. You can type in the four most secretly shameful things about yourself and be connected to a klatch that meets at Carrow’s every other Thursday. I think that’s how these two girls met on the beach. Inflated bleached blonde sisters from foreign lands just trying to make it in America without specific industry codes. Just select ‘other’. When immigration comes knocking, slip on these pink thongs. I’ve seen the deportation lines. Nobody looks like you.

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Ana Braga’s Big Guns On Point (VIDEO)

By Lex May 08, 2015 @ 8:40 AM

Social media isn’t for self-important rejoinders or even for Al Qaeda to plot taking over another piece of barren shitscape for Allah, it’s about tits. Large, full, and ripe. Make them bounce. Instagram video was launched with Justin Bieber stoned and sneering at the camera. Now it’s this. Evolution is happening. Wake up. You’re going to miss something wonderful.

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Ana Braga Boob Shake On Instagram (VIDEO)

By Lex March 27, 2015 @ 8:27 AM

This feels pretty half-assed. It’s not like we demanded this Brazilian chick selfie her tits bouncing up and down like a Christmas window display for grown men. The circus invites you. Every time Ringling Brothers used to parade through our town they’d yell out, we invite you. The elephants formed a small pyramid or they got shot with tranquilizer and crated off to the Manwich factory. That’s what you do when you’ve summoned people into your tent for a show. You put on a fucking show. Make those jugs bounce or stop parading through my town. The art of hosting is dead.

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Ana Braga in A Bikini

By Lex March 06, 2015 @ 8:36 AM

Ana Braga Wears A Bikini In Miami
When I see a Brazilian girl with bleached blond hair I see a woman willing to take chances. Like straddling a Miami public restroom toilet without a disposable sanitary seat cover. There are still plenty of women in this world up for anything. Not everybody is penning an unpaid blog for HuffPo on relationship fails and learning from regrettable choices and the sexism inherent in their own footwear. Only most everybody. I’ll take this chick. I’m sure she can express displeasure, she just chooses not to. The saints walk among us.

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Ana Braga in a Red Thong

By Lex January 06, 2015 @ 12:22 PM

Ana Braga Wears A Red Thong Bikini On The Beach In Miami
You’ve made the treacherous crossing from Brazil, you’re in the thong on the beach where there are a million photographers, there’s no way you’re not bending your ass lens-ward and securing yourself and your five younger brothers a brighter future. John Henry knew what to do with his hammer. You keep on driving, darling. That mountain’s going to come to you.

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