Ana Braga White Bikini Squat

By Lex October 12, 2015 @ 8:39 AM

Ana Braga White Bikini Squat
Nobody squats quite like this oddly blond Brazilian chick. I used to think it was part of her model posing warmups, now I’m certain she’s relieving herself on the Miami Beach promenade. It’s not for anybody to judge the customs of foreign cultures. The Chinese gorge their food, the native Andeans engage in communal fistfights every December, Muslim jihadists like to murder women and babies. You’re either blindly supporting or you’re shaming. It’s a small small world.

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Ana Braga Light Stretching In A Tiny Bikini

By Lex September 15, 2015 @ 1:12 PM

Ana Braga Light Stretching In A Tiny Bikini
There’s a Cutler fan in every bunch. You can always spot them. Hopeful optimists who see the best in people. This is the year Uncle Stan finally gets over meth. It’s been a ride. I bet that pastor from Seventh Heaven no longer likes young girls. He is a man of God. Nobody’s going to be in Los Angeles come January. Hell yes let’s get Cutler tattoos. Why is Uncle Stan stealing our toaster? Dan Marino has no rings either.

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Ana Braga Nipple Show

By Lex August 07, 2015 @ 8:59 AM

Ana Braga Nip Slip In Miami
It’s impossible to look serious when your nipples are exposed. At some point Ted Cruz will selfie himself topless shooting an MK-19 at ISIS mannequins and pretending his clavicle isn’t disintegrating. Which only proves my point. This chick seems more gutty than Cruz, but it’s all the same. Yes, I want to hear about the Rio street kids wading in the river of bottles. But your teat has me Googling the odds of contracting gonorrhea through Adult Nursing Relationships and wines to pair with Taco Bell. You can’t have everything. I’ll take the Chalupa and the Fume Blanc. Stow that tit.

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Angelique Morgan And Ana Braga in Bikinis

By Lex May 13, 2015 @ 1:02 PM

Angelique Morgan And Ana Braga Pink Bikinis In Miami
There’s a social theory that like minded individuals will eventually seek each other out and coalesce into groups. Craigslist has expedited this process with their Metrosexual Males Married to Kendra Wilkinson Seeking Curious Tranny Bottoms Into Tennis personals sections. You can type in the four most secretly shameful things about yourself and be connected to a klatch that meets at Carrow’s every other Thursday. I think that’s how these two girls met on the beach. Inflated bleached blonde sisters from foreign lands just trying to make it in America without specific industry codes. Just select ‘other’. When immigration comes knocking, slip on these pink thongs. I’ve seen the deportation lines. Nobody looks like you.

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Ana Braga’s Big Guns On Point (VIDEO)

By Lex May 08, 2015 @ 8:40 AM

Social media isn’t for self-important rejoinders or even for Al Qaeda to plot taking over another piece of barren shitscape for Allah, it’s about tits. Large, full, and ripe. Make them bounce. Instagram video was launched with Justin Bieber stoned and sneering at the camera. Now it’s this. Evolution is happening. Wake up. You’re going to miss something wonderful.

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Ana Braga Boob Shake On Instagram (VIDEO)

By Lex March 27, 2015 @ 8:27 AM

This feels pretty half-assed. It’s not like we demanded this Brazilian chick selfie her tits bouncing up and down like a Christmas window display for grown men. The circus invites you. Every time Ringling Brothers used to parade through our town they’d yell out, we invite you. The elephants formed a small pyramid or they got shot with tranquilizer and crated off to the Manwich factory. That’s what you do when you’ve summoned people into your tent for a show. You put on a fucking show. Make those jugs bounce or stop parading through my town. The art of hosting is dead.

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