By Lex February 21, 2014 @ 3:32 PM
Short of killing a country singer or jumping in a time machine and blowing Tommy Mottola, there aren’t any easy ways left to break into show business. This Ana Braga chick came from Brazil with a plan. To get her tits a little taste of the American Dream. Maybe that’s vice-versa. The fact is, you can’t expect your tits to become famous if they’re hidden away like a cloistered nun’s vagina. Air those babies out, display them like they’re your corn-raised heifers at the State Fair. Get that blue ribbon pinned to your chest, though not in an area that would cause deflation. Become famous, be somebody important, and you, my dear, will have earned that wet bikini bottom of yours. Shit must be horrible in Brazil.
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By Lex February 12, 2014 @ 6:47 PM
I might be reading into this. And I might be confusing Venezuela with Brazil. I think all of South America was like one piece in Risk. But there’s still nothing finer than seeing two girls with with big fake yabbos and a poor command of the English language grabbing each others bikinis at the beach. Screw a basket full of kittens or babies in fireman’s hats, this is where adorable begins and ends.
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By Lex November 29, 2013 @ 3:26 PM
I’m not sure when people decided it was sexy to see women beating the crap out of each other. I don’t care if it’s organized boxing or two BBWs coming to blows over the last piece of diet cheesecake bites in the store, seeing women go ballistic on each other always makes me uncomfortable. I’m down with girls pillow fighting in lingerie or two knife-wielding Puerto Rican girls jawing over who’s man I am, but real bloodied women is not my thing. Anybody who feels otherwise just doesn’t love their mother as much as I do. Hi, mom. Happy Birthday.
Here’s that Brazilian model Ana Braga with boxing gloves over her tits for no apparent reason.
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By Lex November 05, 2013 @ 2:58 PM
I don’t think Ana Braga can actually touch her head to the sand when she’s lying on her tits. Not without severing her C3 vertebrae and causing immediate loss of involuntary breathing function. That must be tough. Still, you don’t want those nasty tanlines to build up laying there in the shade.
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By Lex October 22, 2013 @ 6:47 PM
Here’s why this world is so fucking wonderful. Even good looking women need to figure out ways to get noticed if they want to be famous. Having a slamming bikini body and bit tits and long hair and designer sunglasses just isn’t enough. It’s enough to be my girlfriend who I let convince me that she’s only friends with her fitness instructor. But it’s not enough to book serious modeling gigs or be on TV. So these girls need to start taking off their tops and rubbing each other with suntan lotion to get the cameras on them. The whole cosmic design makes your feel kind of religious actually.
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