SOME GUY YOU DON’T KNOW IS IN TROUBLE - Andre Birleanu - noteworthy only as one of the models on the VH1 show "America's Most Smartest Model" - was arrested yesterday and charged with sexual misconduct and aggravated harassment. He allegedly groped a 19-year-old actress during a fashion party at a posh downtown restaurant. And stuff like this is why I got out of modeling. Perverts.
CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS HAVING TWINS - The New York Daily News says, "Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman could be doubling their family. A reliable source says she's expecting twins." See. Told you.
SOME CHICK IS THE NEW WONDER WOMAN - Several online reports say today that Aussie actress Teresa Palmer has been cast to play Wonder Woman in the upcoming production of “Justice League". God knows why. Wonder Woman doesn’t even do anything. At best she would distract the monster with her slutty little outfit, turning it from a regular monster to a horny monster with a hard on, which is actually much much worse. Basically she was there to give Aquaman rides in her plane to the danger if it wasn’t water related, which was really just a ploy to get both of them out of the way since they were utterly useless. If I was ever taken hostage by Godzilla and these two came to save me I would just climb into his mouth and get it over with.
