Andrew Garfield Has To Tuck It Back

Andrew Garfield revealed that he puts a lot of thought into how much dick he tucks back in his Spiderman suit. An interviewer asked Garfield how he handled his package in the skin tight Spidey suit. Apparently, he spent a lot of time thinking about how much of his junk to tape up into his taint: "It takes a lot of consideration. Because you don't want it to be overwhelming and you don't want it to be underwhelming....read more

Andrew Garfield May Have Let Down Cancer Boy

According to Page Six, Andrew Garfield broke the heart of a little kid with cancer. Garfield was set to present at the Oscars with 5 year old Miles Teller, a little boy battling cancer who loves superheroes, when he pitched a fit. It all began when San Francisco rallied around sick Miles, dressed him up as Batkid, and he got to meet a costumed Batman. Pretty fucking sweet. So, Garfield agreed to go on the Oscars and...read more

Sony is deceptive

There's a line where clever marketing becomes outright lying, and Sony ran right past it with their ‘Amazing Spider-Man' poster. It's insulting enough that they're remaking the number 1 movie of 2002, but now they're acting like they're not. A few details got changed but it's still the same story. That goes for Sony and for the prosecutor in my date rape case, who acts like I should be able to remember where every...read more

the Spider-Man trailer is officially online

Some dickhead bloggers already ruined the surprise, but the teaser trailer for the Spider-Man reboot is officially online today, and while I still don't understand why we have to once again sit through the origin story that everyone already knows (*), seeing the final 30 seconds, when it kicks into POV mode, in full screen 1080, it already looks better than anything in the previous 3 movies. Then again, those movies...read more

Thursday headlines, with romance and danger!

LINDSAY LOHANS PUBLICIST- is upset that someone sold a picture of an open wine bottle at Lindsays house because he would have paid more for it and her current drinking, "never would have been an issue." Because if I can't see the problem, there is no problem. That's what I tell girls when they claim I got them pregnant too. (e!) EMMA STONE AND ANDREW GARFIELD - are now dating. I bet she made him lasagna. (ny post) ...read more

Spiderman seems different

I'm not entirely sure I'm comfortable with the direction they're taking this Spiderman reboot. (image source = flynet)read more

Monday afternoon headlines

COURTENEY COX - is single, and has been for a few months. She split from David Arquette after 11 years of marriage because of pictures showing him hanging out with another woman. Hopefully it will be Angelina Jolie, just to watch Jennifer Aniston go all apeshit. (tmz) MINKA KELLY - is the daughter of a single mom. Who was a stripper. While she raised Minka. If this chick doesn't do anal, it will shatter everything I...read more