By Matt March 27, 2015 @ 7:33 AM
Bravo TV host and professional guffawing entertainer Andy Cohen has joined Tinder which is not coincidental because Tinder will pay any celebrity not named Bill Cosby to join Tinder and contract HPV. Cohen joins the list of paid endorsers pretending they’d bang somebody random which includes Katy Perry, Lindsay Lohan, Adele, Halle Berry, Chelsea Handler, Rikki Lake, and the robot from Short Circuit. Who’s Johnny? If you want a run at Katy Perry your best bet is to put on a suit and claim you’re related to Bob Durst. Hot chicks aren’t on Tinder they’re at the club down the street you can’t get into. Gay guys hook up in line at Starbucks so Cohen may be an anomaly. If that’s your bag I’d say go for it. You only pretend to live once.
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By Matt July 21, 2014 @ 10:08 AM
Anderson Cooper got kind of graphic on Bravo Andy Cohen’s talk show when was asked to reveal a secret about Cohen and replied with:
“I know a lot of secrets about Andy, but I guess the one that would surprise people the most is that he’s a top… Believe me, there’s nothing wrong with that, but I’m just saying…”
I think Cohen was looking for something like ‘He puts ketchup on his eggs’ or ‘He secretly watches Duck Dynasty’ not ‘He likes to slam his dick into men’s asses.’ Apparently Cooper is confusing his out of the closet status with homaging Andy Dick. As a wealthy gay male in the media, Anderson Cooper wields more power than God. He could service his partner from behind his anchor desk to demonstrate what Israel wants from Hamas in order to quit their ground assault and nobody could do a thing. But with tremendous power comes tremendous responsibility. And not necessarily the responsibility for remind everybody about Andy Cohen and his Hamptons orgies and Tindr trolling. I’m for everybody banging whoever the hell they want. I’m also for everybody shutting the fuck up about it. That second part being far more important.
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By Travis April 30, 2014 @ 2:00 PM
Cameron Diaz still isn’t as funny as she thinks she is, and she also probably smells like the inside of a men’s locker room, but after her appearance on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live earlier this week, she at least earned a little bit of our respect back. While promoting her new film, The Other Woman, with her co-star who isn’t Kate Upton, Cameron admitted to host Andy Cohen that she has previously “swam in the lady pond,” which means that she has had sex with another woman. She didn’t elaborate on who it was or when it happened, but for the sake of just enjoying this idea, we’re going to assume that it happened at some point between The Mask and Something About Mary, with another young, attractive model, and definitely not with Drew Barrymore during the filming of Charlie’s Angels, which is probably the case.
By Travis April 16, 2014 @ 12:00 PM
Because Lindsay Lohan is such a troubled soul “recovering” from her addictions to drugs and alcohol or whatever, Bravo’s Andy Cohen has vowed that when he has her as a guest on Watch What Happens Live tomorrow night, he will be her “sober buddy” for one whole show. Lindsay is appearing on the show, I assume, to promote her docu-bullshit series on Oprah Winfrey’s network, because there’s absolutely nothing else for her to talk about, so Andy is forgoing his normal tradition of enjoying some cocktails with his guests to make the show even more boring, predictable and formulaic than it already is. Then, when the show is over, Lindsay can go back to pretending that she’s clean and sober, while Andy can sit on his front doorstep and wait for all of the trophies that he’s earned to be delivered. He’s the true hero, America.
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By Michael April 07, 2014 @ 1:02 PM
Bravo’s openly super gay Andy Cohen admitted on the Tonight Show that he uses Tindr to find his latest boy toys. The Watch What Happens Live star is a big wig in the world of shitty reality TV shows about screaming New Jersey drag queens. He’s also a notoriously promiscuous cocksman with a taste for tender squire meat. But where is a top TV executive going to meet that special someone for 15 minutes of rub and tug on such a busy schedule?
“Guess what, I can’t believe you said that, because I got on Tinder the other day. I really did. It’s crazy. I’ve been doing a lot of swiping. You look and if you like, you hit like.”
I’ve known a few guys who’ve worked for Andy in the past and they all have various tales of a highly confident gay dick swinger. One former employee told me that Andy once bribed his way into his hotel room and spread himself naked on the bed waiting for this dude to arrive. When he got there, Andy reportedly said, “You can do whatever you want with me!” Another told me of mass orgies in his pool at his home in the Hamptons that rival the last days of Sodom. I have no way of independently verifying their stories, well, I do, but I’m not going to. And to the bigger point — who cares? If Andy were a mega-whoring powerful female boss chick banging the crap out of willing employees, I’d applaud. If I was the victim of her office place sexual extortion. I’d keep quiet and allow myself to be assaulted daily in the copy room. If Andy Cohen wants to Caligula through the New York media establishment, all the power to him. I’d rather he spend his time in the sweaty rectum clinch than making more insipid shows about drunken middle-aged wives of men with deeply stretched credit.