I’ve been sitting at the dentist all GD day but on Fox they said someone called the cops because Andy Dick was taking a piss in the parking lot outside Buffalo Wild Wings, then he “inappropriately fondled” a 17 year old waitress.  Cops showed up and found weed and Xanax in his pockets.  Which is why I almost never get high and hump teenage girls anymore.   They get all stuck up.  Why do we have to get the cops involved here, baby.
 

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Andy Dick was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, California on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery.  Details are very scarce but TMZ says he was arrested around 2am in a parking lot outside a Buffalo Wild Wings.  I’m assuming sexual battery means he was humping someone.  Someone who didn’t want to get humped.  Someone who came to Buffalo Wild Wings wanting nothing but a night of epicurean delights, but what they got was an evening of deception.

UPDATE - Fox News just said he is being held for alleged possession of cocaine and marijuana.  But this is Andy Dick so just drop the "alleged".  He did that shit.