Ireland Baldwin and Angel Haze Aren’t That Scandalous

By Lex June 30, 2014 @ 1:59 PM

Ireland Baldwin Kisses Girlfriend Angel Haze In Sherman Oaks
Ireland Baldwin wants people to stop focusing on her teen interracial lesbian rapper relationship and instead focus on… actually, she couldn’t come up with anything else. Being young and naive and not having all that much schooling, Ireland naturally plays the Juliet to Angel Haze’s Romeo, complete with an inability to truly grasp why every tabloid in town wants photos of her making out with her girlfriend. She went on Twitter to complain.

These gossip sites and articles need to relax. They twist words to make their lame publications more exciting. Making this about race or the fact that were both women is rather outdated. This is a new world we live in

I’m not sure how people might have misconstrued Angel’s recent comment about Ireland Baldwin, ‘We fuck.’ Ireland seems to fail to grasp the new world still digs celebrity interracial lesbian fuck sessions as much as the old world. I’m trying to remember back to when I was eighteen. I wasn’t getting laid regularly by women of any color. In your next Twitter rant, add ‘You’re all just jealous of my hot pussy hookup’ and I’ll have to concede.

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Angel Haze Clarifies Relationship with Ireland Baldwin: We Fuck

By Lex June 27, 2014 @ 1:11 PM

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Lesbian rapper Angel Haze dished out a little street Aristotle. I don’t fuck my friends. I do fuck Ireland Baldwin. Ergo, Ireland Baldwin is not my friend. I admire Angel Haze for calling out the media for insisting on calling her and eighteen year old Ireland Baldwin ‘friends’ in all their celebrity news reports. I also admire her for banging the scissor kissing shnozz out of Alec Baldwin’s daughter day and night. That’s clearly a get.

An interracial gay couple, I mean that’s just weird for America right now. We fuck and friends don’t fuck. I have never fucked one of my friends. Once I see you in that way, it doesn’t happen. But we do fuck and it’s crazy and that’s weird to say because I think about it in terms of an audience reading it and them thinking, ‘What the hell?’ But it happens.

That’s only the most refreshing quote out of Hollywood in twenty years. As self-described progressive as the mainstream media is, they still can’t bring themselves to talk about a white celebrity daughter getting her clit bell rung by an urban butch. It’s either too much for their publishers to process or they believe their audience can’t handle it. Even the Huffington Post censored Angel’s use of the word ‘fuck’ in reporting this story, as if striking bad words gives this tale of interracial pussy pounding more journalistic integrity. As for me, I dream about this shit day and night. Not the honesty and integrity part. Just the whole Orange is the New Black style lesbian sex.

Photo Credit: Ireland Balwin/Instagram

Ireland Baldwin Is Still Enjoying The Bi Life

By Travis May 07, 2014 @ 1:00 PM

Ireland sucking face with Angel Haze

Whatever her intentions may be, Ireland Baldwin sure knows the best way to appeal to the perverted masses through her Instagram account. The other day, Alec Baldwin’s daughter further fueled speculations that she has been hooking up with “pansexual” rapper Angel Haze, who has claimed that she can fall in love with someone of any gender (so long as it helps her career by making people talk about her, probably), by posting a photo of the two of them kissing to celebrate Cinco de Mayo. Some people have wondered whether or not Alec would lose his shit over this and creep closer to his eventual heart explosion death, but now he can at least use “But my daughter’s a lesbian” the next time he mouths off and calls someone a cocksucking queen.

Ireland Baldwin Might Be Gay Now Too

By Lex April 23, 2014 @ 5:08 PM

It’s hard to say how Alec Baldwin will respond to his eighteen year old daughter hanging out tight with butch rapper Angel Haze. I don’t mean how he’ll respond publicly in a prepared moment with his hair perfectly coiffed. I mean in that special rage place that Long Island Hellboy goes to when he’s had a couple too many gins and is calling paparazzi cocksucking fags and his own daughter a rude little pig. Until recently, Ireland had been dating that fake surfer dude with the funny white guy name. I guess when he broke her heart she ran into the arms of Angel Haze, an outspoken proponent of an openly gay voice in the otherwise highly homophobic rap community. The girls have been coloring their hair together, dancing at Coachella, sending out bubbly gushy crush Tweets to each other, and even got matching tattoos.

Never been so fascinated by one person. Like endlessly. Even your happiness has become my own. — Angel Tweeted

I don’t know the world of women all that well, but for men, you’re only getting matching tattoos if you served together, you pledged together, or you’re sucking each other’s bone at night. I know Ireland Baldwin isn’t in the military, or school for that matter. So I’m going to assume it’s the bone. Seeing Michelle Rodriguez swoop in and gobble up Cara Delevingne’s snatch must’ve sent shockwaves through the modeling community. A professional permission to openly scissor kiss other girls by day and still book the Versace show at full card rate in the evening. I’m all in favor of this lesbian model wave. I just hope to God somebody remembers to take pictures.

Photo credit: Ireland Baldwin, Instragram