Angelina Jolie is in Ecuador today for the UN, visiting a daycare run by the Women’s Federation of Sucumbios. I know she’s a much better person than I am, but it still seems pointlessly cruel to hand out rubber hamburgers in this god awful land before time, where there’s no men in these pictures because they’re off throwing spears at an airplane. Maybe after this she can call everyone down to the beach and watch her pour penicillin into the ocean. But at least Angelina didn’t wear a $50,000 outfit like that mean old cunt Madonna, so I guess that was a start.
ELIZA DUSHKU - posted this hot picture on twitter from the NBA Finals between the Lakers and Celtics. Her boyfriend Rick Fox is mostly famous for his time as a Laker but he was drafted by the Celtics. Going over to the other side is something Rick and Eliza have in common, it would seem. (twitter)
BRADLEY COOPER AND RENEE ZELLWEGER - might be getting married. Or they might not be. Life is funny like that. (wonderwall)
LINDSAY LOHAN - needs a new assistant because the last one just quit. Wait, she had an assistant? For what? I don’t mean to brag but a daily routine of sleeping until 4pm and then getting drunk at Marmount seems like something I could manage all by myself. (popeater)
GARY COLEMANS – ex wife is doing everything she can to look as guilty as possible, including cremating his body and selling pictures she took of him while he died and after he died. She also got one of those full size rear window stickers that says “fuck tha police”. (tmz, tmz)
ANGELINA JOLIE - reportedly slept with Ethan Hawke while he was married to Uma Thurman. Why would Hawke sleep with a girl way way better looking with a perfect face and bigger tits? We may never know. (star)
MARISA MILLER – was at the Spike Guys Choice Award Saturday night, and long story short, I banged her. (wenn)
Angelina Jolie is still in Venice to make a movie with Johnny Depp called ‘the Tourist’, and today she filmed some action scenes in the canals. Speaking of action scenes in various canals, her ass looks terrific. I wonder if she does anal? She’s
insane cool, so I assume she does. Aw god I would annihilate that. There would be smoke coming out, if she stuck her ass in the air it would look like the steam engine on an old riverboat.
(source = inf daily)
Angelina Jolie is in Venice this week filming ‘The Tourist’ with Johnny Depp, and despite weekly reports for 4 years that they secretly hate each other, Brad Pitt is there too with all 6 of their kids. And yesterday Angelina and their daughter Vivienne (one of the twins who will be 2 in July) hung out on the balcony of their hotel being adorable. The only way these pictures could be any cuter is if Angelina was holding Vivienne and Vivienne was holding a puppy dressed in a tiger outfit and it was taking a nap with it’s tongue hanging out.
(image source = pacific coast news)
MICHAEL J. FOX - will be given an honorary doctorate in Sweden because he’s raised $175M to find new drugs to treat Parkinsons. Preferably drugs that don’t need to be injected so he doesn’t bleed to death before he can even see if it works. (the AP)
ANGELINA JOLIE - had an affair with Mick Jagger in 1997, when she was 21 and he was 53. Then again in 2003. This is according to a new biography on Jolie called, “Things I Made Up To Sell More Books”. (daily mail)
KATE GOSSELIN - showed off her new look at a party last night in New York to promote her appearance on ‘Dancing With The Stars’. Meanwhile, 2 of her 8 kids have regressed back to a feral, or “wolf-like”, state after being left alone in the woods of Pennsylvania for this long. (huffington post)
LINDSAY LOHAN - is dating guys again, specifically UK DJ Gareth Geno. Has the troubled starlet finally found “the one”? Will this new romance kick-start her once promising career? Just so you know if you answered either one of those I fucking hate you. (mirror)